Glenn Reynolds wrote this:
Meanwhile, reader Phil Connors has lots of unpleasant things to say, and also thinks he’s “outing” me:
Is “Helen” an ironic nickname for some guy named Allen?
No, I like football and girls. But somebody could do something with that idea. Take it away, Frank J.!
I’m sorry to disappoint, but I have no evidence that Glenn Reynolds is gay. While it is a well known fact that Glenn Reynolds murders hobos, it has hardly ever been suggested that he has sex with them first (or afterwards). Also, while puppy smoothies are a well known aphrodisiac in the gay community, it’s not as solid an indicator of gayness as seeing a guy drink Fresca.
I’d say there’s at least a 48% chance that Glenn Reynolds isn’t gay, which is good enough to put this rumor to rest.
I got a buddy who drinks Fresca…
Oh Damn. … … Well, he IS from Jersey… still, I better take him shooting again, just to make sure…
Fresca is pretty bad, but I think Tab is the ultimate gay indicator.
If you are at lunch with a guy that orders a Tab…run…cause he’s very gay and he has one thing on his mind! He wants very much to give you a “Barney Frank”
Fresca is totally gay. Murdering hobos and football is not, however.
Fresca es mui macho. Sierra Mist is gay. Murdering hobos could be gay, since most hobos are gay. Having “Heh” as your tag-line is extremely non-hetero. But I’ve seen his wife. If she’s a guy named “Allen”…well then I could learn to be gay…and like it.
Having sex with dead hobos doesn’t make you gay!
I was gay before I wasn’t.
I invented Tab and Fresca. And Sierra Mist, too.
Wait… did you say murdering “hobos” or “homos?”
I am definitely not gay, unless I am a flaming fem.
Psst! Willie is queerer than barney frank.
You should be ashamed of yourself with all of this talk about Barney being gay. I mean, what he and Fred do in the privacy of their own homes is just NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! And besides, they both have lovely wives and innocent children to think of! I don’t care if Glennnnnn Reynolds has the most extensive collection of gay-cartoon-porn in Bedrock! He has no right to expose himself to dead hobos even though years of drinking sterno does tend to make them light in the Fresca department. A man like that is sick! How did he ever publish that book…what was it?…So Many Hobos, So Little Time…?
I can’t see the Evil Overlord as being gay. Bi, possibly, but not gay–it just doesn’t generate the same degree of menace.
And come on, look at Helen–what a babe! Rowr!
Whats wrong with Frethca? There’s nothing like ending an evening of boxcar buggery with a cold Frethca and some Preparation H.
Are these 17 year old hobos?
Wasn’t there something about Reynolds penguins, or am I thinking of something else?
Make that “Reynolds AND penguins”, bitte.
And curse you, time-between-comments thingy!
Now may I rip his ankles to shreds?
By the way, am I the only one still hosting the Alliance’s logo?
To borrow from Puddleglum, I’m on the Alliance’s side even if there isn’t a Frank J to lead it.