Ron Paul sucks. Ron Paul also blows. All this just from respiring.
A lot of the time Ron Paul is quite full of crap .Is Ron Paul crazy? If so, he is crazy and full of crap.
But most shockingly: When Ron Paul eats at restaurants he has a well known penchant for public mastication.
Can Ron Paul ever hope to get the Republican nomination when these truths are more widely known? Doubtful when his poll ratings can’t get much lower.
Ref: Extreme Mortman

Finally, a substantive post. With all of the humor going around here, it’s good to see you get serious at last.
Ron Paul not only masticates in public, but he’s such a shameless libertarian that he even swallows.
Ron Paul has two first names, neither of which is Fred.
Libertarians are awesome! As long as they aren’t crazy. Which they all are. Which sucks.
It’s like trying to be a Raiders fan not on meds I guess.
Lonely… I’m so lonely….
He’s one of those people who sound awesome until something is revealed that you can’t overlook.
Why, Ron Paul?! Whyyyyyyyyyy?
It is an unfortunate truth that with a politician all you have to do is wait long enough and they will say something you can’t support. What one has to do is decide how much of what they support can one stand, or how much of what he doesn’t support is essential for your life, liberty and happiness.
It all a game of perceptions. I’ll call you perceptions and raise you a critical thought.
Let’s take bets.
Is the guy who commented as “Ron Paul” just a troll, or the loser himself?
85% – Troll
14% – just a joke
1% – Ron Paul himself
It’s too bad. I did like the guy until he started wading into 9/11 stuff.
(Has he said directly it’s a conspiracy? no, but he has implied it and hasn’t shown much concern about the number of truthers among his supporters. Plus, if you aren’t into conspiracy theories, what the hell are you doing showing up at places like the Alex Jones Show)
I think the person who wrote as Ron Paul is actually a homosexual, not that it would preclude it from being Ron Paul. Consider the words which were used and you will reach the same conclusion I did.
Did he want to f*ck me, or monkey?
Because if a presidential candidate wanted my ass, its goin on my resume.
R. Paul is living proof that a creature can be hatched by the sun after the devil masturbates on a rock.
Ron Polyp is to the presidency, as smegma is to the French; a cheesy distraction.
Ron Paul needs a little pubic mastication, so lets get that on the menu for Hogzilla O’Donnells next desert.
What you really need is a poll. Those Ron Paul-bots loooooove polls.
Well said, Spacemonkey. You didn’t say a thing that wasn’t true.
I was pretty sure whoever posted as Ron Paul meant it as a joke. At least I chuckled.
What’s all this fuss over Ru Paul? I thought his…. I mean, her….. I mean, I thought it’s 15 minutes of fame was over a long time ago.
He also performs ablutions every day.
Ron Paul bit off more than he can chew. I stop now.
Greetings all,
My name is Jeff and I’m a veteran who served 8 years in the U.S. Army. I’m a long time reader, first time poster.
About the topic at hand, I wouldn’t trust ron paul as far as I could spit into a hurricane force wind.
His so called “base” is made up of the assorted Catcher in the Rye reading, abducted by aliens flying black helicopters, everything is a government conspiracy nuts.
That and the pinheads over on the demoncrat underground loooove him.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385×29561
As far as these polls, there is something posted over on wekipedia talling his supporters to only vote once in these online polls. That leads me to believe that his supporters are voting multiple times to pad his numbers.
ron paul makes the claim that he never voted for an unbalanced budget. I guess that he hasn’t voted for any defense spending bills either.
And IIRC, didn’t he sponsor a bill calling for congressional term limits? Funny that he doesn’t practice what he preaches since he’s in his 10th term in office.