Fred Thompson has enough strength to throw Rosie O’Donnell ten feet.
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I have a question. Why would the Great and Magnificent soon to be President Thompson, leader of the greatest nation in history, want to sully his powerful hands by touching the Hogzilla of daytime television?
She is not worthy of receiving the touch of our future president!
How about we raise money to buy her a one way ticket to Iran instead? I’m sure she will enjoy her time there, since she seems to think, (If O’Donnell can be accused of “thinking”) they are a superior culture to ours.
I was going to question 10 feet. I mean really! Maybe 3 feet for even Fred Thompson but then I thought hey, Fred Thompson would never sully his perfection with this awful sow! Even Fred Thompson has a gag reflex that, although much higher than that of mere mortals would surely cause him to wretch at the presence of this piece of shit!
Fred wouldn’t get caught dead touching any of the Roses (O’dykeshit, Barr). Even superman had his kryptonite. And I resent Hogzilla being confused with the above mentioned Rosies, what did a shit-eating, mud wallowing, scavenging swine do to be dragged down to their level?
Have you no shame?
Fred Thompson heard that you said he could throw her sowness and he’s not happy. Fred Thompson will only be within 100 yards of “it” after he causes hell to freeze over…
“Ok…I’ll buy this one but if you tell me he can even pick up al gore then I know you are stretching things!”
He just stretches al gore out like an action figure.
For the record, I oppose angry communist lesbian-tossing contests. You just never know where those things will land, not to mention the after-contest clean up.
You are obviously a city boy! Being an Iowa boy born and bred I happen to know about the fine art of cow tippin. I don’t happen to recall of anyone going into a field after dark and attempting to tip over a sow…
Oops, this is not necessarly a big deal. You must remember that volume doesn’t equal mass. Big (and ugly) doesn’t necessarly translate into difficult to move. Suppose she is nothing more than a lot of hot air?
I have a question. Why would the Great and Magnificent soon to be President Thompson, leader of the greatest nation in history, want to sully his powerful hands by touching the Hogzilla of daytime television?
She is not worthy of receiving the touch of our future president!
How about we raise money to buy her a one way ticket to Iran instead? I’m sure she will enjoy her time there, since she seems to think, (If O’Donnell can be accused of “thinking”) they are a superior culture to ours.
Well, considering how full of crap she is that is quite a feat!
I was going to question 10 feet. I mean really! Maybe 3 feet for even Fred Thompson but then I thought hey, Fred Thompson would never sully his perfection with this awful sow! Even Fred Thompson has a gag reflex that, although much higher than that of mere mortals would surely cause him to wretch at the presence of this piece of shit!
What’s the point? She’d eat all ten and then demand the legs as well.
Ba-da-bump!
Okay, now you’re just makin’ sttuff up.
Yeah, sure, The Fred is super human and all, but do you really expect us to believe something this far fetched?
Come on now…
Fred wouldn’t get caught dead touching any of the Roses (O’dykeshit, Barr). Even superman had his kryptonite. And I resent Hogzilla being confused with the above mentioned Rosies, what did a shit-eating, mud wallowing, scavenging swine do to be dragged down to their level?
Have you no shame?
He could which is not to say he would.
Fred Thompson heard that you said he could throw her sowness and he’s not happy. Fred Thompson will only be within 100 yards of “it” after he causes hell to freeze over…
Yeah, but has ANYONE EVER been able to get a grip on her greazy hide?
Would this be an example of an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object?
The most impressive part of this fact is that Fred Thompson has enough of an “awesome” quotient to be able to touch Rossie without losing his cool.
Ok…I’ll buy this one but if you tell me he can even pick up al gore then I know you are stretching things!
“Ok…I’ll buy this one but if you tell me he can even pick up al gore then I know you are stretching things!”
He just stretches al gore out like an action figure.
Ten feet?
He just shattered the record by ten feet.
For the record, I oppose angry communist lesbian-tossing contests. You just never know where those things will land, not to mention the after-contest clean up.
ONLY ten feet? Clearly you underestimate the might of Fred Thompson.
OK, BS flag on this one. I dare ten of you guys to just tip her over.
You are obviously a city boy! Being an Iowa boy born and bred I happen to know about the fine art of cow tippin. I don’t happen to recall of anyone going into a field after dark and attempting to tip over a sow…
Oops, this is not necessarly a big deal. You must remember that volume doesn’t equal mass. Big (and ugly) doesn’t necessarly translate into difficult to move. Suppose she is nothing more than a lot of hot air?