Shouting “Allah!” with each punch? I might try that next time I practice martial arts.
These terrorist attacks have been pretty unsuccessful (except for getting Paris Hilton off the news; thanks for that), but even the blind squirrel eventually finds an acorn.
(hat tip Hot Air)

Did you know there’s a Men’s Vogue?
Guess who is on the cover.
Next he’ll be on the cover of Men’s Glamour.

Reader Jim suggests that if you’ve spent the last few weeks beating up your Senators to vote against the Shamnesty Bill, you should also drop them a line to thank them for listening if they were one of the ones that voted the right way.
Good idea, but isn’t there more we could do? Like maybe:
* Send a “Thanks for killing the bill” Strip-o-gram.
* Let them stay up past their bedtimes to watch themselves on C-Span.
* De-fuse the bomb wired to their ignition switch.
* Burn the negatives of those compromising pictures.
Any other ideas?

Sometimes I think that the whole idea of a Zionist conspiracy is just some silly fantasy, like the tooth fairy, or Santa Claus (if you’re under the age of 8, he’s REAL!) or even the idea of conservative Democrats. Then I read something in the news that convinces me once and for all that Hamas, the PLO, and the BBC are all correct: The Jews are responsible for all the worlds evils.
Case in point. The senseless murder of our favorite Muslim puppet, Farfour. We haven’t enjoyed a Muslim puppet this much since Hillary Clinton. Can you believe the Jews killed him? And right in the middle of a show. We know it was the Jews because 400 Jewish kids were told to not show up for the last episode. Plus, he was killed by someone saying he was Israeli.
For details pleaabout this executed Jihadi Mouse, please visit this link

But be brave fair IMAO readers. We can draw inspiration from Farfour and his sweet childrens’ tunes.
The Joos.
The Joos. Blame the dirty, smelly, thieving Joos.
They steal, they kill
and sleep with pigs because
they like Americans and people who look American too.
Bye kids. And remember – Farfou loves you.
Or rather – he did.
RIP Farfour.
Update: I realize we have the dates of his death down incorrectly. The article says he died on Friday. For this mistake, I lay the blame where the blame is due: on the Joos.

When you read a fortune-cookie fortune, you should add “between the sheets” to the fortune to make it more interesting
Similarly, try reading these whiny excuses for liberal failure on the Fairness Doctrine vote with “because liberals suck” at the end.

“there’s close to a radio freeze out going on for any liberal trying to get in”
“Air America went bust on a bad business model”
“you’ve got extremely dumb Democrats that don’t understand the value of terrestrial radio”
“If liberals had the clout wingnuts do on radio, the Iraq war would be over by now, because it’s clear the people are on our side. We just don’t have a loud enough microphone to get the job done.”
“blogs can’t do everything”
“liberals just got on Armed Forces Radio a little over one year ago. Before that it was all Rush and conservative radio all of the time.”
“Liberal action stops before the talk radio engagement, because no matter how good our talkers are they only have a small fraction of the outreach of the wingnuts on terrestrial radio”
“We have two out of three cogs of the machine, while conservatives have all three and have since the early 1990s”
“Because when all cylinders of this machine are engaged the opposition — that would be us — doesn’t have a prayer”

Sad, really.
Liberals own NPR, all the newspapers, and all the TV news (except for half of Fox), and they STILL can’t push their agenda through.
Could it be maybe… possibly… that the majority of Americans have rejected liberal ideas because they’re wrong, bad, and stupid?
Or maybe it’s just…
Well… YOU know.

The Fred Thompson t-shirt from ThoseShirts.com is shipping today.

After this immigration bill mess, it will be hard for President Bush to make himself even more unpopular with his base. Here are his new ideas:
TOP TEN WAYS FOR PRESIDENT BUSH TO FURTHER ALIENATE HIS BASE
10. Publicly make out with Nancy Pelosi.
9. Not listen to anyone unless they speak in Spanish.
8. At his next meeting with generals, start shouting, “No blood for oil!”
7. Endorse Ron Paul.
6. Demand a new investigation into 9/11 to find out if he knew about it before it happened.
5. Become a coyote.
4. Start writing diaries on The Daily Kos.
3. Publicly make out with Ted Kennedy.
2. Convert to Islam.
And the number one way President Bush can further alienate his base…

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Fred Thompson just blogged about immigration and Cuba, and his post is so awesome I thought I’d skif it (the reverse of fisking):

This has been a good day for America.

I’ve been a bit tired today, but otherwise it’s been pretty awesome.

For a while, it didn’t look like Washington was going to listen to us regarding real immigration reform.

Isn’t cool how he says “us.” Because he is one of us… but even better.

Thankfully, we’ve been spared a serious mistake, but I wonder if things would have turned out the way they did without the work done by the bloggers, talk radio and the American people.

He’s thanking me, a blogger (also, I’m an American people). It’s nice when politicians thank others.

Rush, Hannity, Laura Ingraham, RedState, Powerline, Pajamas Media and a lot of others have done a great job.

I’m part of Pajamas Media! I got thanked again! Isn’t it nice how Fred Thompson doesn’t ignore us like certain Republican Senators.

Take that, Fairness Doctrine.

No squelching of freedom of speech under President Freedom Thompson.

I’m up in New Hampshire today. Met some great people and got to help the state GOP up in the Granite State. I did want to clarify something coming out of my time yesterday in Columbia, South Carolina.

He speaks so clearly, yet he still likes to clarify. You always know what Fred Thompson is saying.

Anybody who knows my track record or has read some of the things I’ve written about the Cuban-American community knows where I stand. While the communist dictatorship has been a tragedy for Cuba, America has been in some ways, at least, the beneficiary.

We do know where Fred Thompson stands; that’s part of why he’s so awesome.

One of those benefits is the presence of the great Cuban-American artist, Gloria Estefan. She co-wrote a song called “No hay mal que por bien no venga” which I understand translates something like — there’s no bad that doesn’t bring some good. The bad that is Castro’s tyranny has given America one of the greatest communities in the Western Hemisphere.

Because America is awesome. We take what Castro made bad and make it super awesome.

And no one knows better than that community that the Castro regime remains dedicated to infiltrating American institutions to spread his ideology of tyranny. Castro admitted it himself in an interview with CNN in 1998.

It’s great to have a leader still on the lookout for Commies trying to infiltrate our country. Just because we have terrorists to deal with, that doesn’t meant the Communist threat is gone. Fred Thompson understands that.

This is why the Cuban government rightfully remains on the State Department’s terrorist list for its continued support of terrorism. It’s also why we must oppose the illegal immigration of Castro’s agents into the United States while welcoming the vast majority who immigrate legally and with legal intentions.

And he brings it right back to terrorism and illegal immigration and its difference from legal immigration. Fred Thompson knows what are the important issues.

It seems to me that few Americans understand the threat that the illegal entry by Cuban spies represents to our country, though Cuban-Americans have never forgotten or stopped pointing it out. Ambassador Otto Reich, the former Assistant Secretary of State for the Western Hemisphere has called Castro’s efforts to penetrate U.S. intelligence networks “relentless.”

Few Americans — including Fred Thompson. You can’t get anything past him.

The best-known incident involving Cuban espionage, which many believe may have provided U.S. secrets to hostile Middle Eastern regimes, is probably that of former Defense Intelligence Agency analyst Ana Belen Montes — convicted of espionage in 2002. Now, our intelligence picture has been further complicated by the emergence of oil-funded Hugo Chavez and his anti-American, pro-Castro regime. We know that Cuban intelligence officers, for instance, are in South America — presumably training Venezuelans and others in the intelligence arts.

He’s going to protect our secrets and keep an eye on the little Venezuelan thug — all while thwarting Islamic terrorists. Beats the promise of socialized health care from the Democrats, huh?

Our national security is too important an issue to let folks twist words around for a one-day headline. Cuban-Americans are among the staunchest opponents of illegal immigration, and especially so when it’s sponsored by the Castro regime. We know we have a porous southern border in which they can currently slip through easily. Our enemies know it too.

Back to border security and poking holes in the idea that we have to give in to illegal immigration to pander to Hispanics.

All of us should be rightfully concerned about Castro and his ideological pal Chavez sending agents and provocateurs into the United States through Mexico. I’m sure that Cuban-Americans share this concern as well.

Most importantly, it’s Fred Thompson’s concern, so we know it something is going to be done about it.

We’ve seen today what the voice of the people can do in Washington. Let’s hope similar voices can do the same thing for Cuba.

That’s right! We brought down the shamnesty bill, so now let’s bring down the Communist regime in Cuba! With Freedom Thompson behind us, I think it’s finally going to happen.