Sometimes I think that the whole idea of a Zionist conspiracy is just some silly fantasy, like the tooth fairy, or Santa Claus (if you’re under the age of 8, he’s REAL!) or even the idea of conservative Democrats. Then I read something in the news that convinces me once and for all that Hamas, the PLO, and the BBC are all correct: The Jews are responsible for all the worlds evils.
Case in point. The senseless murder of our favorite Muslim puppet, Farfour. We haven’t enjoyed a Muslim puppet this much since Hillary Clinton. Can you believe the Jews killed him? And right in the middle of a show. We know it was the Jews because 400 Jewish kids were told to not show up for the last episode. Plus, he was killed by someone saying he was Israeli.
For details pleaabout this executed Jihadi Mouse, please visit this link
But be brave fair IMAO readers. We can draw inspiration from Farfour and his sweet childrens’ tunes.
The Joos.
The Joos. Blame the dirty, smelly, thieving Joos.
They steal, they kill
and sleep with pigs because
they like Americans and people who look American too.
Bye kids. And remember – Farfou loves you.
Or rather – he did.
RIP Farfour.
Update: I realize we have the dates of his death down incorrectly. The article says he died on Friday. For this mistake, I lay the blame where the blame is due: on the Joos.
Archive of entries posted on 29th June 2007
Juvenile, Yet Entertaining
When you read a fortune-cookie fortune, you should add “between the sheets” to the fortune to make it more interesting
Similarly, try reading these whiny excuses for liberal failure on the Fairness Doctrine vote with “because liberals suck” at the end.
“there’s close to a radio freeze out going on for any liberal trying to get in”
“Air America went bust on a bad business model”
“you’ve got extremely dumb Democrats that don’t understand the value of terrestrial radio”
“If liberals had the clout wingnuts do on radio, the Iraq war would be over by now, because it’s clear the people are on our side. We just don’t have a loud enough microphone to get the job done.”
“blogs can’t do everything”
“liberals just got on Armed Forces Radio a little over one year ago. Before that it was all Rush and conservative radio all of the time.”
“Liberal action stops before the talk radio engagement, because no matter how good our talkers are they only have a small fraction of the outreach of the wingnuts on terrestrial radio”
“We have two out of three cogs of the machine, while conservatives have all three and have since the early 1990s”
“Because when all cylinders of this machine are engaged the opposition — that would be us — doesn’t have a prayer”
Sad, really.
Liberals own NPR, all the newspapers, and all the TV news (except for half of Fox), and they STILL can’t push their agenda through.
Could it be maybe… possibly… that the majority of Americans have rejected liberal ideas because they’re wrong, bad, and stupid?
Or maybe it’s just…
Well… YOU know.
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Time to Get Your Fred On
The Fred Thompson t-shirt from ThoseShirts.com is shipping today.
Make sure to have your t-shirt by the time Fred Thompson announces, because his announcement could be so earth-shattering that it may instantly strike dead anyone not protected by this t-shirt!
Iran Rations Islamic Rage
TEHRAN (Reuters) – Angry Iranians torched pump stations and hurled abuse at President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s government after the world’s fourth-largest exporter of religious fury announced that it was imposing rage rationing.
19 gas stations were set ablaze overnight in Tehran after the government announcement late on Tuesday that rage rationing would start at midnight.
“We are swimming in religious indignation, and all they do is squander it fighting against Americans in Iraq,” said taxi driver Hasan Mohammadi. “I’m using the last drop of my rage just thinking about it!”
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Despite huge reserves of anger and acrimony, Iran lacks refining capacity and must import about 40 percent of its rage, most of which currently comes from threats of UN sanctions over it’s nuclear program.
Some Iranians scuffled wastefully or even completely blew their few remaining tops, hoping to refuel before rationing began. Others frittered away their fury by chanting anti-government slogans and openly criticizing Ahmadinejad, who came to power two years ago. Ironically, on a promise to share out Iran’s wealth of anger more fairly.
“Last night, in addition to setting fire to and stealing property of 19 fuel stations in Tehran, people threw stones and damaged others,” said Bijan Haj Mohammadreza, head of the Iranian Fury Ministry. “What a waste. We should be using our precious remaining supplies of rage to chant ‘Death to America’ while burning flags.”
Under the rationing program, citizens will get to pitch 100 fits per month; less, if they also burn with jihad’s unquenchable flame. Rationing will be enforced by having all citizens swipe their electronic “conniption” cards through a state-approved scanner before releasing violent emotions.
During Tuesday’s thriftlessly extravagant riots, windows in one gas station in the poverty-strickent Pounak section of Tehran were smashed, six pumps wrecked, and walls blackened. State radio blamed “lavish misuse of valuable wrath by traitors and lovers of infidels”. Police could not be reached for comment.
Judge Ali Namazi said 80 people were detained in Tehran and transferred to jail.
“These people have wasted their anger on foolishness. Still, I try not to let it upset me, since I need to save the rest of my rage ration for hating Jews.”
Top Ten Ways for President Bush to Further Alienate His Base
After this immigration bill mess, it will be hard for President Bush to make himself even more unpopular with his base. Here are his new ideas:
TOP TEN WAYS FOR PRESIDENT BUSH TO FURTHER ALIENATE HIS BASE
10. Publicly make out with Nancy Pelosi.
9. Not listen to anyone unless they speak in Spanish.
8. At his next meeting with generals, start shouting, “No blood for oil!”
7. Endorse Ron Paul.
6. Demand a new investigation into 9/11 to find out if he knew about it before it happened.
5. Become a coyote.
4. Start writing diaries on The Daily Kos.
3. Publicly make out with Ted Kennedy.
2. Convert to Islam.
And the number one way President Bush can further alienate his base…
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