Sometimes I think that the whole idea of a Zionist conspiracy is just some silly fantasy, like the tooth fairy, or Santa Claus (if you’re under the age of 8, he’s REAL!) or even the idea of conservative Democrats. Then I read something in the news that convinces me once and for all that Hamas, the PLO, and the BBC are all correct: The Jews are responsible for all the worlds evils.
Case in point. The senseless murder of our favorite Muslim puppet, Farfour. We haven’t enjoyed a Muslim puppet this much since Hillary Clinton. Can you believe the Jews killed him? And right in the middle of a show. We know it was the Jews because 400 Jewish kids were told to not show up for the last episode. Plus, he was killed by someone saying he was Israeli.
For details pleaabout this executed Jihadi Mouse, please visit this link
But be brave fair IMAO readers. We can draw inspiration from Farfour and his sweet childrens’ tunes.
The Joos.
The Joos. Blame the dirty, smelly, thieving Joos.
They steal, they kill
and sleep with pigs because
they like Americans and people who look American too.
Bye kids. And remember – Farfou loves you.
Or rather – he did.
RIP Farfour.
Update: I realize we have the dates of his death down incorrectly. The article says he died on Friday. For this mistake, I lay the blame where the blame is due: on the Joos.
What a shame. Surely John Kerry or Nancy Pelosi could have intervened and saved the giant propaganda mouse from his untimely death with their superior negotiation skills. Damn you George Bush!
Always wished I’d been a Jew – til I learned a thing or two – like why oh why oh why oh why – did they kill that Jesus guy – and start all the wars in the world – and screw up all the no-hitters that could have been hurled – Jews control all the arts and banks – and most of the deposits in Barney Franks – who cares that they are behind Darfur – them bastards done gone and killed Farfour – I can die happy as not one of the Jews – singing the “gots them killin’ Farfour blues”
Does that mean they are going to close Farfou World and Epcot-Akbar?
Let’s be fair here – if Farfour had made all those anti-Semitic remarks on American TV, the same thing would have happened…
Fanfour’s successor announced: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1168702253-1167652659981.jpg
All of this talk about Jooos killing puppets has me concerned. There seems to be an inappropriate undercurrent of humor here, as if somehow Farfour’s heinous murder were not the fault of the Jooos, even though it was on television.
And what about the cameramen, and crew, and the others on the show — are you going to suggest that they could somehow be kept from talking? We couldn’t even keep the secret about 9/11. If we can’t keep a secret as big as 9/11, they can’t keep one as small as this.
“F-A-R … R you ready to die for Allah?”
“F-O-U … U the bomb!”
“Jooos-R-go-nna-die!”
So we are to learn from this the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim? We should all did what the freedom loving, American connected, servant of the correct diety did and kill all the Muslims for their land? Is that what these maroons are seeking to teach us?
Alllllllllright!
So we are to learn from this the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim? We should all did what the freedom loving, American connected, servant of the correct diety did and kill all the Muslims for their land? Is that what these maroons are seeking to teach us?
Alllllllllright!
Child abuse, cruelty to animals, and bigotry on display. Where are the protectors of the worlds rights the Demoncrats? Don’t they care? Are they awake? Maybe their still asleep, big party night last night in DC and Hollyweird?
So does Farfour get seventy two virgins? Or is that only in the case of spontaneous human explosion.
Ok ok, I admit it..I killed him..and I would do it again. Too bad there was only one of him I could kill.
to quote the great and wise Cartman: “Maybe we can’t see heaven, because one of us is a J-O-O.”