Shouting “Allah!” with each punch? I might try that next time I practice martial arts.
These terrorist attacks have been pretty unsuccessful (except for getting Paris Hilton off the news; thanks for that), but even the blind squirrel eventually finds an acorn.
(hat tip Hot Air)
Archive of entries posted on 30th June 2007
lolterizt! Part 3
Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
Reader submissions:
From Jennifer:
From Psycho:
From FormerHostage:
2 from Erik Wit
From everydayjoe:
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (this is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name so I know who to thank.
You Just Can’t Parody Him Anymore
Did you know there’s a Men’s Vogue?
Guess who is on the cover.
Next he’ll be on the cover of Men’s Glamour.
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
Fuzzy puppies and fluffy kittens watch John Edwards playing presidential candidate and go “awwwww… how CUTE!”
Bonus fact from Reader Chris:
John Edwards watches MAS*H and thinks, “They should have cast ME as Corporal Klinger. I’d be much more believable!”
Bonus pic from Ron Rockstar (click to enlarge):
What Do You Get For the Senator Who Has Everything?
Reader Jim suggests that if you’ve spent the last few weeks beating up your Senators to vote against the Shamnesty Bill, you should also drop them a line to thank them for listening if they were one of the ones that voted the right way.
Good idea, but isn’t there more we could do? Like maybe:
* Send a “Thanks for killing the bill” Strip-o-gram.
* Let them stay up past their bedtimes to watch themselves on C-Span.
* De-fuse the bomb wired to their ignition switch.
* Burn the negatives of those compromising pictures.
Any other ideas?