Shouting “Allah!” with each punch? I might try that next time I practice martial arts.
These terrorist attacks have been pretty unsuccessful (except for getting Paris Hilton off the news; thanks for that), but even the blind squirrel eventually finds an acorn.
(hat tip Hot Air)

He was shouting the fire-dousing incantation “Allah” to try and get the flames off him.
Or he was doing a rain dance hoping Allah would send some sweet precipitation his way to wet the flames.
If you pretend he’s a Canadian he will be easier to understand. Just don’t get hung up on the lack of words like “aboot” that would normally make you laugh at a real Canadian.
Actually, he’s articulate for a Glasweigan. Typically, only other Glasweigans understand us.
I don’t know whats wrong with you people. Not only did I understand what he was saying but thought he was a very good, specific witness. Of course my people all came from Ireland, Scotland and Wales but we’ve been here a while, so I’m not sure that counts.
Still I hope the Brits understand that they are back to where they were when Churchill gave his “Never give up, never surrender”. I guess we’ll see what kind of patriots they have over there.
Does Fred Thompson shout “Allah” every time he does a Fred Thompson “NADS Punch”? I don’t fricking think so! This sounds very girly-man metrosexual terrorist like to me…
Yet the mayor of London was simultaneously lecturing us Proles on how the Muslims are actually better citizens than the native Brits.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070630/tuk-britain-attacks-mayor-saudi-muslims-a7ad41d.html
He’s actively rooting for the other side. What more does it take to be considered a traitor in the UK?
I think part of the problem some people have with understanding him is that the vocabulary he uses is different (how many Americans use the word “fracas”?). I understood every word he said. However I think I must be pretty good with accents, because the only person I haven’t been able to understand was this guy from Turkey who sounded like he spoke every word in a very quiet mumble. Everyone else seemed to be able to understand him, but I could only get about half of what he was saying and the rest sounded like “mumble mumble” to me. Maybe his voice was in a frequency that’s a sort of auditory “blind spot” for me, I don’t know.
how many Americans use the word “fracas”?
Not to mention “egress” (especially as a verb).
I don’t know. I understood him well enough, but he seemed like he was trying really, really, really hard to be eloquent.
I kept hoping he’d yell “Freeeeeeedom!”