Daily Fred Thompson Fact Posted by Frank J. on 1 July 2007, 8:00 am How does the Flash run so fast? He just imagines that an angry Fred Thompson is behind him.
The Flash has obviously had a Nad punch and doesn’t want another or he’s had his head stuff up his ass or both… Reply to this comment
Of course, if there really WAS an angry Fred Thompson behind the Flash, he wouldn’t be able to run because Fred would’ve already torn his legs off. Reply to this comment
Hey, you wanna see fast? Call John Edwards and tell him an ambulance just crashed into a hair salon… Reply to this comment
AquaMan swims that fast to try to catch up to Fred Thompson in hopes of receiving a Nads punch… Reply to this comment
The Speed Force is really just Fred Thompson’s angry stare.
The Flash has obviously had a Nad punch and doesn’t want another or he’s had his head stuff up his ass or both…
It sounds like Rudy and The Flash have a lot in common.
Of course, if there really WAS an angry Fred Thompson behind the Flash, he wouldn’t be able to run because Fred would’ve already torn his legs off.
So, is that also what makes Aquaman swim so fast?
Hey, you wanna see fast? Call John Edwards and tell him an ambulance just crashed into a hair salon…
Y’know, that could explain why he was found beat to death in Flash #13… eerie!
AquaMan swims that fast to try to catch up to Fred Thompson in hopes of receiving a Nads punch…