Michelle Malkin, subbing for O’Reilly, interviewed some skeezy porn guy who mentioned that Michelle Malkin has a lewd photo out on the internet (he also flipped her off just before they cut to the break). Now we’re getting a small traffic spike since IMAO is a top google hit for “michelle malkin nude.” There’s only a photoshopped picture of her in a bikini out there, pervs.
Archive of entries posted on 5th July 2007
A Thought…
If it weren’t for Bill Clinton’s sex scandals, there probably wouldn’t be anything to his presidency that would be memorable fifty years from now. Years from now, you ask someone if they know who Bill Clinton was, they’ll say, “Yeah, he was that horndog. Didn’t he die of syphilis?” Same as if you ask someone now who William Howard Taft was, they say, “He was that fat president.” If it weren’t for his weight, most people probably couldn’t name anything about the Taft presidency… same as it will be for Clinton and his sex scandals.
So, were Bill Clinton a better man, he’d be completely forgotten decades from now… same as if Taft was thinner.
I’m not sure what to take away from that.
Separated at Birth?
Can you tell the difference between Al Gore & the Unabomber based on quotes from each?
I scored 33%, if that tells you anything.
[Hat tip: American Digest]
Man Bites Dog, Really
Man bites dog to rescue puppy.
And here, I didn’t even realize Professor Reynolds was Chinese.
It’s Really Only Logical to Be Scared of Americans
Andrew Sullivan had a British reader write to him how he’s not visiting America during the Bush Administration out of fear of being sent to Gitmo and be belly-slapped. This brings up the obvious question: What does this Brit know that he doesn’t want to tell our government?
I hope Andrew Sullivan follows up to find out.
And aren’t people who would have legitimate fears of being detained and interrogated by our government people we wouldn’t want as tourists in the first place?
(hat tip The Corner)
UPDATE:
No who we should intern again? The Japanese. I have no reasoning behind it; I’m just suddenly feeling spiteful.
Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact
The holy grail of botany is to develop a rose whose petals have the dewy softness of John Edwards.
Bonus fact from reader Chris:
You know that thing that gorgeous women do in movies where they walk towards a diving board, drop the robe to show off a bikini, dive in, swim to the other side, then come out of the water and shake their hair – all in slow motion? Not to ruin it for you, but John Edwards invented that move.
Daily Kos Front Page Survey
Just because I find it a fascinating psychological subject, here are the topics of the current front page posts on the Daily Kos (ignoring their open threads and news round ups):
* An unnotable Bush bashing post.
* A post about Congressional subpoenas. I’ve never quite understood what this topic is about, but subpoenas has been a popular front page topic on the Daily Kos for months.
* A post on how things are going poorly in Iraq.
* Another post on subpoenas.
* Another post about how things are going poorly in Iraq, but this time about how contractors are affected. Kinda odd since I thought their opinion on contractors was “Screw ’em!” (which is the opinion of many of the commenters).
* A post on Scooter Libby. Actually surprised there aren’t more.
* A post on Democratic candidates and donors (that is what the site is supposed to be about).
* A post on a Fredrick Douglas speech that doesn’t appear to be a direct dig at anything.
* Another post on Scooter Libby.
So that’s nine posts today totaling:
2 posts on subpeonas
2 post on how things are going poorly in Iraq
2 posts on Scooter Libby
1 Bush bashing post
1 post on Democratic candidates
1 post on an inspirational American
I’ll try and remember to keep up this survey. I’ll be interested to see if any conclusions can be made after enough data is collected.
I’ve Lost Remotes, So I Can’t Criticize
Canada seems to be missing a number of radioactive devices, so, ya know, keep your eyes open for them. They may have just lost them in the couch cushions or behind the refrigerator, but who knows.
So, how do you know if a nuclear explosion is Canadian? There will be two flashes followed by an earth-shattering “Eh.”
Top Ten Ways to Tell If Your Doctor May Be an Islamic Terrorist
As the incident in Britain showed us, many doctors out there could be terrorists (especially if you have socialized health care). Here are ten ways to tell if your doctor may be a terrorist:
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR DOCTOR MAY BE AN ISLAMIC TERRORIST
10. No matter what’s wrong with you, he always wants to cut you open.
9. Before examining a woman, tells her to take off her pants and cover her hair.
8. For tough cases, he says he needs to consult his imam.
7. Among his surgery tools is his decapitation knife.
6. Always tells you your case is terminal and that you should consider sacrificing yourself for Allah.
5. He once gave you a prescription for anthrax.
4. During a checkup, he makes you cough five times towards Mecca.
3. You see on his notepad he listed one of your symptoms as “Infidel.”
2. To treat a rash, he tries to set you on fire.
And the number one way to tell if your doctor may be an Islamic terrorist…
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“I Kicked Burning Terrorist So Hard in Balls That I Tore a Tendon”
An actual headline.
I wish I could put that on my resume. Being that he’s Scottish, he should have shouted, “FREEEEDOM!” as he did it.
(hat tip the Puppy Blender)
BREAKING NEWS: Scooter Libby Has Gone on a Perjury Spree
It has been confirmed that Lewis “Scooter” Libby, freed from the threat of prison by President Bush, has broken probation and gone on a perjury spree, lying to prosecutors in multiple states and obstructing their investigations of high-profile non-crimes.
“I was in the middle of investigating whether a local man had murdered the mysterious bigfoot,” said Oregon prosecutor Fitz Messenger, “then Lewis Libby came by on his little scooter and said the state capital is Portland. That’s simply not true.”
“I was looking into whether a family had imprisoned Prince Albert in a can,” said Illinois prosecutor Les Spurgeon, “and there zipped by Lewis on his Razor scooter shouting, ‘Nickel melts at only three hundred degrees Fahrenheit.’ I looked that up on Wikipedia and it ain’t so.”
Numerous prosecutors across the country have reported similar stories. Democrats say this only confirms their worst fears. “We warned you!” said Senator Harry Reid in a statement to the press, “By getting that madman out of prison, President Bush has doomed this entire country. Dooomed! DOOOOOOMED!! He needs to get our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan and have them focus on capturing Scooter Libby.”
President Bush looked visibly shaken in his impromptu press conference. “I only commuted Scooter Libby’s prison sentence so he wouldn’t tell anyone how I murdered that hooker, but now I realize I have destroyed our republic through my selfishness. Then again, none of this would have happened if you let me give amnesty to all the Mexicans.”
The last contact from Lewis Libby was a taunting letter sent to the police stating, “You had your chance; now you’ll never catch me! If you want to try, though, I’ll be at the base of Olympus Mons on Mars.” Astronomers are currently looking for Libby on the red planet, but some think that may be another lie.