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The Top 10 Gordon Brown quotes from the Bush-Brown summit:

“When you said ‘tee time’, I was thinking Earl Gray“

10) “Um… no, I can’t help you get Harry Potter’s autograph.”
9) “Let me check… yes, yes I do have some Grey Poupon.”
8) “Do you have any that ISN’T made by Lipton?”
7) “YOU think they smell bad? Try living across the Channel from them sometime!”
6) “Don’t tell anyone, but the Queen actually died years ago. We replaced her with a Queen-shaped robot manned by Kenny Baker.”
5) “Got any blasphemers against Allah you want knighted?”
4) “Please stop introducing me to people and saying ‘what can Brown do for you?'”
3) “You can play Yakkity Sax if you want, but I’m not going to get up and chase you around the room.”
2) “Tell me more about this ‘reverse cowgirl’.”
And the #1 top Gordon Brown quote from the Bush-Brown summit (see extended entry):

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Public opinion could change on Iraq if people see things improving there, but smart Democrats are prepared for that. For instance, here’s a poster Hillary Clinton is currently distributing to show her stance on the war:

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Do you think that maybe CAIR is a false-flag operation, an organization set up by anti-Islam extremists for the sole purpose of convincing the American people that Muslims are either murderous thugs or whiny perpetual victims who hate free speech because it “hurt there feewings”? That’s about the only sense I can make of it.

People are always saying to me, “Frank, we want to hear more of your thoughts about Iraq. It is an important issue, and we need your wisdom.” Well, here are some things I have been thinking:
* Anyone ever think of doing a “Taco for suicide belt” exchange? If someone has a choice between blowing themselves up and a free taco… well that’s not really a choice, is it?
* There’s a number of socio-economic reason that can lead people to become insurgents, but whatever their reason, they all die just the same when shot by Marines.
* If things really start improving, the DNC might start funneling money to Al Qaeda in Iraq. This is allowed by McCain-Feingold since the group is acting in the Democrats’ political interest.
* Do Muslims have anything against puppies? I really think you can always calm down a situation by adding more puppies. Just make sure Michael Vick doesn’t get involved.
* People who want to blow up lots of innocent people probably aren’t right in the head. Maybe Iraq needs more mental health facilities. Or maybe they need to remove those faulty heads.
* Apparently Iran is supplying weapons to some of the insurgents. This could be a real benefit to us. All American troops need to do is pretend to be Shiites and they can get free weapons. This will allow us to keep the war going if Democrats cut off funding.
* If an increase in American troops really can bring peace, maybe they should try it in Chicago.
* All we really want from countries in the Middle East is hope that they can have a better future through freedom. We’ll certainly settle for fear of our god-like wrath, though.
* Maybe one day all of the Middle East can join together in something like the European Union. Then they’d all combine they’re power to be one huge, toothless entity. Wouldn’t that be awesome?
* I still don’t understand what continent Iraq or the Middle East is technically in. It’s kinda confusing since they’re all right there in… ya know… the middle.
* I keep hearing from U.S. military people who were over there about how they help build schools. I wonder if the teachers let the children know how the school came to be? “Little Omar, you know those people who came to this country and blew up so much stuff and killed so many people? They built this school. And, if you don’t pay attention to your teacher, they’re coming back!”
* If Iraqis are happy, American are happy too. Except for the Democrats. Happy Iraqis makes them sad. Poor Democrats.
* Maybe to help the situation in Iraq, Bush should have talks with leaders of Iran and Syria. When they’re all seated at a table together talking, then Bush can pull out a gun and shoot them in the face. I can’t believe they fell for that!
* If Iraq becomes prosperous, it will prove that people other than just the Jews can be successful in the Middle East. This will give hope for everyone.
* I hear that more Muslims are turning against suicide bombing. Originally, they thought it would only be used against Jews and Americans, but now they’ve found out from Iraq that it could be used against them. Sure, suicide bombing can be fun, but getting homicided by it sucks.
* I hope in the end the insurgents take this lesson from Iraq: You don’t make many friends blowing people up… unless you’re Americans.
* When things are settled and the American troops leave Iraq, I hope the last thing the Iraqis say to them is, “Thanks for killing so many bad people.” That’s all our military ever wanted to hear.

The liberal blogosphere reaction to the editorial in the NYT that said the surge is working and we can win in Iraq has been to try and tar the left-leaning authors rather than try and refute any of its points which gives you an idea of how devastating this is to them. Americans can forgive someone for being for victory and failing, but they aren’t going to treat someone who was for failure in the face of victory very kindly. Right now, things are looking good for the Democrats in 2008, but a victory in Iraq would be devastating for them after all their attempts to cut funding and call for immediate withdrawal. It would make the next election look like a choice between Thomas Jefferson and a caveman who was against the adoption of fire.

JEFFERSON: I will help our country flourish and spread democracy to new lands.
CAVEMEN: Fire is angry god. Thag no like.

Well, let’s keep praying that we can find peace in Iraq and there aren’t more bombing in which our troops or civilians get hurt. And the Democrats can burn incense to their pagan gods that their will be more blood and death as that will prove their political point (hey, it’s the position they unintentionally put themselves in, the stupid bastards).

There’s talk that some Republicans will skip the YouTube debate on CNN because it’s undignified. They could get asked questions by puppets or Chris Matthews which is really stupid for a presidential debate. Also, there’s some fears that CNN will use it as an excuse to ask questions they know they’d normally get in trouble for asking (“We didn’t ask that; it was the person on screen so don’t get angry at us.”). Still, I think the Republicans should go. One thing Republicans are supposed to be used to is a hostile media, so they should go this debate and be ready for shenanigans. If CNN puts up a really stupid question, then publicly call them out on it; Republican love seeing journalists get their comeuppance. If the question is really horrible, pop someone right in the mouth (doesn’t matter who as long as he’s a reporter). And if it’s just unbelievably awful, then pull down Anderson Cooper’s pants and take a picture of his penis (he hates that).