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Let’s meet some more IMAO readers. Today, it’s Laura.
What’s the story behind your name? According to my father, my mother wouldn’t let him name me “Shithead”. I know it’s vulgar, but it’s the truth.
Where do you live? Craphole (AKA Spokane), WA.
How old are you? 25. Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
Tell us briefly about yourself. I was birthed by a jackal and raised by a troll. After 12 years of preliminary education, I decided to follow my lifelong goal…To take over the World, and eat pancakes galore!
Ever killed a chipmunk? Ever wanted to? Unfortunately, no. Although, I heard they splatter when you hit ’em with a .50 cal.
How long have you been reading IMAO? I’m a “new” subscriber. Only four short months of readership.
What’s your favorite IMAO post? lolterizt, and any of the “In My World” posts.
What’s you favorite political issue? Illegal Immigration, gun rights, local/national/international terrorism. Oh, and Fred Thompson.
Do you have a website? If so, please tell us briefly about it. Yes I do. It’s my vile little hole of spite and cookies on the intraweb. http://conservativedreaddie.blogspot.com
If you could shoot a powerful beam out your eyes, do you think you could find the spare time to fight evil? Only if evil is defined as Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, John Edwards, Barack Obama, and anyone with the last name of “Clinton”.
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
Boy, I sure do hope you pick me. I love answering these question thingies.
Laura, your narrow definition of evil has unfortunately left out the terrorists and the PETA people. A good start to the list, though.
Heh, what wouldn’t splatter if you hit it with a .50 cal? Actually… I haven’t shot a .50 yet. It’s one of my lifelong goals, though.
Nice to finally meet someone else on here who hasn’t been reading all that long.
Hmmmm…I replied to this when it was first advanced, but I think I forgot to add my email. Anyway, it’s gates.matt@gmail.com I already get tons of spam in that account anyway so a little extra won’t hurt. :o)
A chipmunk splatters when you hit it with just about anything.
I’ve fired a .50 cal. It’s not so much different than trying to hold down an exploding lawnmower, and we all know what that’s like.
Ah, Laura. You’re a girl after my own heart!!
Ha. They don’t splatter – they evaporate. Hogs splatter.
Pick me. I own and shoot a 50 BMG.
Frank, I’d like to be profiled! I’ve been reading for about three years. I’m an infrequent commenter, I did take part in your secret operation a while back, and I’m the guy that told lies about you.
Just watched Smokin Ace’s the other day and there are constant examples of .50 cal damage all over that movie.
To answer the question “Heh, what wouldn’t splatter if you hit it with a .50 cal?”
Nothing.
Hey, I didn’t think 25 year olds were suppose to be conservative. What gives? Excellent answers!
Count me in, please. I think this is a great idea, and if I had more than one reader, I’d steal it.
Laura – might I suggest that we back off on the caffeine just a tad? Now, that’s just a suggestion…because I’m pretty sure that I too would go “splat” if shot by a .50 cal. Yay for pancakes!
Tell us briefly about yourself. I was birthed by a jackal and raised by a troll. After 12 years of preliminary education, I decided to follow my lifelong goal…To take over the World, and eat pancakes galore!
I fully support your megalomania!! If you mix white crab meat into your pancake mix you can hypnotize those that eat it into being your slaves…I know it’s true because it was on Pinky and The Brain.
NARF!!!
“I fully support your megalomania!! If you mix white crab meat into your pancake mix you can hypnotize those that eat it into being your slaves…I know it’s true because it was on Pinky and The Brain.
NARF!!!”
LMAO!
Brain: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
Pinky: “I think so, Brain, but how are we going to find rubber pants our size?”
I think I’m a little twitterpated now. Where were you when I was 25? Oh wait. You were 9. never mind.
Pick me, I have eyebeams… ok, no I don’t. I did make a hippy piss himself once though with just a glare.
Laura,
When listing evil, you also forgot snowmen. See, you gotta list them, because I finally have a reason to carry a flame thrower!
Laura,
In the new world order, Can I be Syrup czar?
Ben,
The first rule of ____ is that you never talk about ____!
FrankJ
Still checking my e-mail. You didn’t send the questions in the disquise of a Viagra ad did you?
NMUSpidey – I did forget terrorists and PETA, but I wouldn’t have have to take them out with my laser-beam eyes, as I’m sure Fred Thompson is already planning a mass extinction for them. 😀
ussjimmycarter – You’re absolutely right. Most of the 20-somethings I know are Ultra-Liberal, and the thing that frightens me the most is that these brainwashed communists might someday hand over our country to the enemies. Thats why I plan on taking over the World!
shimuma & ChrisA – Brain was my hero as a child. Well, him and Lt. Ellen Ripley!
Gunga – NO! NEED! MORE! COFFEE! IV DRIP!!!
PaleoMedic – Aww, I’m blushing!
hwy93 – Sure, if by syrup you mean napalm! 😀