John Edwards wishes he were Superman – mostly for the tights.
Bonus facts from reader Matt:
* John Edwards understands the Pet Shop Boys on a level that nobody else ever will.
* John Edwards is banned from the First Response Home Pregnancy Test factory because his mere presence turns all of the test sticks pink. Although it could be because Fred Thompson’s mere presence actually impregnates the women.
* John Edwards believes in global warming because “Whew, is it getting hot in here or what? You boys wanna take them shirts off?”
* John Edwards uses the “No More Tears” shampoo but cries anyway. Not because it stings, but because he gets wistful at the thought of his hair losing its perfect form while he washes it.
* John Edwards fears Boy George really wants to hurt him.
Archive of entries posted on 21st July 2007
Did/Does Harry Potter Die? The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction
Spoiler Alert: This article contains spoilers to the Harry Potter series, though not really any spoilers for any of the books.
Does Harry Potter Die?
Everybody wants to know if Harry Potter dies in the new book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. The answer is not so simple. But here it is.
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Five Sheets At Once? Does Sheryl Crow Know About This?
As long as Kimberly-Clark’s new automatic toilet paper dispenser keeps the stuff from shredding or tearing lengthwise, I will gladly embrace this new technology.
Even if it does destroy the environment.
Well… actually, because of that reason…
Is Islamic Rage Boy Funny? A Debate with the Humorless
Potfry was on BBC radio debating terrorist apologist Ibrahim Hooper of CAIR about whether Islamic Rage Boy is funny. It took about two seconds for Hooper to mention the Nazis (who apparently had to deal with all those rage-filled Jews screaming for the death of Europe).
“If you laugh at me, you’re a Nazi!”
If Hooper’s goal is to make the American public believe that Muslims are either terrorists or whiny apologists for terrorists, he’s very good at what he does.
Here is the American Spectator on the Islamic Rage Boy debate (and the article includes some examples of acceptable Islamic humor).
Special Harry Potter Edition Fred Thompson Facts
- Fred Thompson’s glare has the same effect as a Cruciatus Curse.
- Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort ever feared. Why? Because Dumbledore was friends with Fred Thompson.
- Fred Thompson can transform into the most powerful Animagus form of all: Fred Thompson.
- If you call Fred Thompson a Muggle, he’ll cast a spell on you where you spit out all your teeth. He uses his fist to cast the spell.
- A Quidditch game ends when either the Golden Snitch is caught or Fred Thompson becomes bored.
- Fred Thompson has killed more Death Eaters than any Auror… and that was just this morning.
- Even an Imperius Curse can’t make you vote against Fred Thompson.
- SPOILER!!! At the end of Deathly Hallows, Fred Thompson kills Voldemort. With a ping pong paddle.