All the Democrat Presidential candidates came out against the commutation of Scooter Libby’s sentence — as required. If Hillary Clinton really wants to make a point about how outraged she is by the injustice, though, she can demand that her husband be prosecuted and jailed for his perjury.
That’ll make the headlines.

Causes of diarrhea in dogs according to PeTA ringleader Ingrid Newkirk:
* wind
* weather
* speed
* vulnerability
* isolation
* extreme stress
* torture
Causes of diarrhea in dogs according to dog owner Harvey:
* drinking out of the toilet
* eating out of the garbage can
* picking “tootsie rolls” out of the cat’s litter box
Anyway, I wonder what all these angry, “animal loving” people would be saying if Seamus had been inside the car with Mitt, his wife, and his five pre-teen sons when he started having “bowel issues”?

With so many of the terrorists from the terrorists plot in Britain being doctors, it makes me wonder whether socialized medicine gives you the option of picking a non-terrorist as your doctor, or are you stuck with whoever you get?

Tomorrow is our country’s anniversary (and, more importantly, on the 9th is IMAO’s 5th blogiversary), so I thought I’d go over America’s history since it’s the most awesome country ever.
A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Pilgrims sailed to the continent of North America looking for new land where they could be free. There, they met Indians who said, “We’re done with this land; you can have it now. Here’s some corn.” Everyone was happy, but then the British (who were evil back then), put big taxes on stamps. Americans, bred by the magic of the land to not put up with crap, responded by throwing all the tea and crumpets in the harbor. The British then sent Jack the Ripper after the Americans and he massacred people in Boston. Fed up, the Americans wrote the Declaration of Independence, which was pretty much just six pages of swear words directed at the king of England. This meant war, and there was much kung fu fighting. Eventually America dropped an atomic bomb on Nagasaki, forcing the British to surrender. Then, to prove America is the most awesome country ever, they put a man on the moon. The end.

I’m guest posting at Right Wing News today and have a post up on how Democratic Presidential candidates can better appeal to the Daily Kos crowd. I’ll post more here later, but Right Wing News gets that post exclusive because that site is cool.

Here’s my take on Scooter Libby:
Scooter Libby was specially targeted and given a harsh sentence because he’s closely associated with the President. He then got much of the sentence commuted because he’s closely associated with the President.
The system works.