Ronin Profiles: Master Shake

Master Shake

Let’s meet another IMAO reader. Today, it’s Master Shake.


What’s the story behind your name?
I watch too many cartoons for my age. However, I could not imagine a better role model for today’s youth than a giant, vaguely anthropomorphic milkshake. Plus, he’s fairly easy to draw. And I can claim that I have my own action figure.
Where do you live?
Evansville, Indiana
How old are you?
39
Tell us briefly about yourself.
I turned a math/computer science degree into an exciting job (forgive the sarcasm now dripping from your monitor) as a computer programmer/systems analyst. I now wish that I had chosen graphic design, but my time machine is on the fritz again — stupid monkeys! Once I find my own t-shirt girl, I plan to take over the blogododecahedron with my mad technical, drawing, and Photoshopping skills. As you can tell from my blog, Frank has much to fear. BWAH HA HA HA HA! In my spare time, I have been known to impersonate trolls in order to further enrage them and increase their entertainment value.
What’s your least favorite monkey?
Scary Evil Monkey. Unless you want a real monkey, in which case I would say the Mandrill — it sounds more like Aquaman’s favorite monkey, and Aquaman is the enemy of all that is good and pure.
How long have you been reading IMAO?
A little over three years. Someone linked here, and I’ve been addicted ever since.
What’s your favorite IMAO post?
In My World. I read the entire In My World archives the first day I saw them. I miss Rumsfeld and Chomps, though….
What’s your favorite political issue?
National security/terrorism. A related issue would be government waste, such as how these Democrat traitors and terrorist-sympathizers are still walking around free when Bush built all those detention camps!
Do you have a website? If so, tell us briefly about it.
My blog is “Sanity Blender” (http://sanityblender.blogspot.com/), and nothing says “quality” better than two posts in a year.
If you had the power to just point at something and make it magically be painted pink, do you think you could make practical use of that power?
Definitely! That would be extremely useful for marking liberals, a.k.a. “pinkos.” Right now, they are able to walk among us, undetectable and plotting how to destroy America — for all you know, the person next to you right now could be Sarcasm Man!


If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!

Ed, Who Art Thou?

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this. but someone named Ed is messing with the comments.
For instance I made a comment the other day on one of the Ronin Profile posts.
My comment:

This feature needs a graphic.

made sense, expressing what I recognized as a need of a graphic for the feature (which it lacked).
Then a few moments later, my comment was changed and said this.

This feature needs a graphic.
[So’s your FACE! Ed.]

Anybody know what’s going on? It seems to be getting worse. Furthermore, I don’t even know an Ed.

lolterizt! Part 8

Once again, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


terizt matrix.jpg
freebird.jpg
i go bafroom.jpg
splodey twinkees.jpg
moore jihad.jpg


Reader submissions:
From Samuel:
play with doggie.JPG
From Gordon:
i is angel.jpg
From Chris:
ragecowbell.jpg
From Beth of MY Vast Right Wing Conspiracy
jihadkid.jpg
From Tyrant Rex:
superman r coming.jpg
From Erik Wit:
sad rpg.JPG
Two from Sir Andrew of GOPedia:
bust caps.jpg
no virgins.jpg


PRODUCTION NOTE: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
Send your submissions to lolterizt-at-gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Don’t Forget, They Hate the Troops

Over at the Daily Kos, they like to pretend they support the troops while only referring to them with patronizing terms such as “children,” but you barely have to scratch them to reveal they truly hate the military and anyone in it. Look at the virtual orgasm of the Kwazy Kos Kids in reaction to this post where someone calls our military “morally retarded” and refers to their “fat whining families.” The author, who used to be on SNL, even insults in the comments a mother who lost a son in Iraq. This all days after YearlyKos lost Jet Blue as a sponsor when O’Reilly labeled it a hate site because it’s… well… a site full of hate.
Apparently, this has been a bit of wake of call to Kos who, after already banning Truther talk, wants to stop the new conspiracy theories about an oncoming dictatorship (real problems are a bit too much for Kwazy Kos Kids to focus on). The questions is, if Kos gets rid of the haters and the loons, will he have anyone left?
This would all be silly entertainment if it weren’t for the fact that the Democratic presidential candidates are actually going to YearlyKos to kiss the unwiped bums of these weirdos. If someone can’t even stand up to these freaks, does he or she really have the mettle to be president?

Clarification

When I say “Nuke the Moon,” I am referring only to Earth’s moon (a.k.a., the Moon). I am not referring to any other moon, as nuking them would be pointless since they aren’t as readily visible as our moon. So, don’t any of you start chanting “Nuke Frank,” because that’s not funny.
BTW, did you know that Saturn’s rings have an atmosphere? I wonder if we could live there. That would be something.

PERSON 1: So where do you live?
PERSON 2: Saturn’s rings.
PERSON 1: …
PERSON 1: Do you get mail service there?
PERSON 2: Well… every few decades they send by a probe.

Daily John Edwards Fabulous Fact

When John Edwards plays golf, he wonders why his buddies always tee off from WAAAAAY back there.

Slumber Part While People Are Dying

Mary Katharine (Suparstar!) Ham has her best HamNation yet exposing just how terminally unserious the Democrats are. It’s hard to give it justice in words; go watch it.

Frank J. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Review

I enjoyed it. Immensely.
It seemed it would be a high feat to meet the anticipation for this book, but I felt it succeeded.
There seems to be a tendency to overanalyze the series due to its huge popularity, but the fact is the seven books are good stories with no more aspirations than to be good stories. I’m sure someone could pick apart the writing and plots to death if so inclined, but that’s missing the forest for the trees. There was an entertaining plot, characters I cared about, promotion of good values everyone believe in (courage, primarily), and then the x-factor that’s the indefinable quality Rowling brought to it all.
I’m sorry to see it all end, but then again, I now have the complete series to one day read to my children. That I look forward to.

Outrage of the Day

JUDGE: You’ve raped, murdered, robbed, and burned down orphanages, but finally you’ve been brought to face justice, you piece of scum. What do you have to say for yourself?
DEFENDANT: No speak English.
JUDGE: Oh. Then run along, you scamp!

IMAO Condensed: The 2000 Presidential Election

About IMAO

I’ve finally added an About IMAO page. It’s nothing special for those who know the site, but it should be helpful to new people who come to IMAO and are like, “What the hell is this?”

So, anyone know any politics worth making fun of today?

Pre-Scheduled Post

This is a pre-scheduled post to tell you I was up late last night finishing the Harry Potter book, but I’ll be getting my lazy butt up soon and finding what happened in the world outside while my mind was elsewhere this weekend.
Also, expect a new IMAO Condensed today.

Daily Fred Thompson Fact

Fred Thompson can improve a floundering economy simply by glaring at it menacingly.