When I say “Nuke the Moon,” I am referring only to Earth’s moon (a.k.a., the Moon). I am not referring to any other moon, as nuking them would be pointless since they aren’t as readily visible as our moon. So, don’t any of you start chanting “Nuke Frank,” because that’s not funny.
BTW, did you know that Saturn’s rings have an atmosphere? I wonder if we could live there. That would be something.
PERSON 1: So where do you live?
PERSON 2: Saturn’s rings.
PERSON 1: …
PERSON 1: Do you get mail service there?
PERSON 2: Well… every few decades they send by a probe.
Shudder I hate it when they “send a probe”. And the sooner we nuke our moon, the sooner those alien bastards will know to stop sending probes. Please hurry. I still don’t feel clean.
Well we may not be able to see the explosion if we nuke another planets moon but someone outside the solar system might see it and fear.
What good are superweapons if we cant use them to intimadate other planets into fearing us before they have a chance to think about messing with us?
John Edwards: Hey Barney Frank, I thought you said this was nuking the moon. Oops, wrong post, gonna send it over to Harvey.
I don’t know anything about nuking Frank, but there was this bit a while back where
Dan Rather wanted to nuke LGF’s Charles Johnson.
There shouldn’t be much gravity on the rings, so you could lift cars and stuff over your head to impress bimbos. Other than that it would probably get taken over by displaced hippies starting outer-eco-friendly communes and holding near zero G ultimate frisby (SP?) games. And that would suck.