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Let’s meet another IMAO reader. Today, it’s Master Shake.
What’s the story behind your name?
I watch too many cartoons for my age. However, I could not imagine a better role model for today’s youth than a giant, vaguely anthropomorphic milkshake. Plus, he’s fairly easy to draw. And I can claim that I have my own action figure.
Where do you live?
Evansville, Indiana
How old are you?
39
Tell us briefly about yourself.
I turned a math/computer science degree into an exciting job (forgive the sarcasm now dripping from your monitor) as a computer programmer/systems analyst. I now wish that I had chosen graphic design, but my time machine is on the fritz again — stupid monkeys! Once I find my own t-shirt girl, I plan to take over the blogododecahedron with my mad technical, drawing, and Photoshopping skills. As you can tell from my blog, Frank has much to fear. BWAH HA HA HA HA! In my spare time, I have been known to impersonate trolls in order to further enrage them and increase their entertainment value.
What’s your least favorite monkey?
Scary Evil Monkey. Unless you want a real monkey, in which case I would say the Mandrill — it sounds more like Aquaman’s favorite monkey, and Aquaman is the enemy of all that is good and pure.
How long have you been reading IMAO?
A little over three years. Someone linked here, and I’ve been addicted ever since.
What’s your favorite IMAO post?
In My World. I read the entire In My World archives the first day I saw them. I miss Rumsfeld and Chomps, though….
What’s your favorite political issue?
National security/terrorism. A related issue would be government waste, such as how these Democrat traitors and terrorist-sympathizers are still walking around free when Bush built all those detention camps!
Do you have a website? If so, tell us briefly about it.
My blog is “Sanity Blender” (http://sanityblender.blogspot.com/), and nothing says “quality” better than two posts in a year.
If you had the power to just point at something and make it magically be painted pink, do you think you could make practical use of that power?
Definitely! That would be extremely useful for marking liberals, a.k.a. “pinkos.” Right now, they are able to walk among us, undetectable and plotting how to destroy America — for all you know, the person next to you right now could be Sarcasm Man!
If you commented that you want to be included before, you’re still in the running. You can also comment in this post; just make sure you fill in your e-mail on the comment form (only I can see it so you don’t have to worry about getting spam). Eventually we’ll get to everyone. Thanks to everyone who has participated so far!
And with the Master Shake interview, my theory that this site is wholly peopled by computer nerds is nearly proved. Besides Shim, we know what she does. Must be why Kal-El spanks her so much.
Greetings to you Master Shake.
Nice to meet ya Master Shake. But dang it you are slipping down to near spacemonkeys blog output. But I am still a faithful reader.
However, I could not imagine a better role model for today’s youth than a giant, vaguely anthropomorphic milkshake.
LOL! Sounds tasty!! Are you chocolate or vanilla? ;}
Could you post a list of people who are on the list to be profiled, Frank?
That way, we won’t have to bug you to be added.
Ed! Quit answering for Frank! Let him answer!
Anthropmorphic milkshake is the latest flavor from Sonic, as advertized by those two guys who may or may not be gay.
“Taste that, it’s kind of…anthropomorphic.”
“That’s what he said!”
“Oh no you di’n’t!”
What’s with the “Veeshir” under the logo? Am I required to eliminate him in order to be considered Ronin?
Not that I have a problem with that. I just don’t like to abuse my official IMAO License to Kill….
[Whoops! Cut and paste, you know… -Ed.]
Are you chocolate or vanilla? ;}
Although some have claimed that I am lime-flavored, according to Wikipedia, I’m pistachio-flavored. And if one can’t trust Wikipedia, whom can one trust?
(Plus, I don’t really like lime….)
It’s good to know that I’m not too old to watch that show. My wife asks me WTF every time it’s on. She doesn’t seem to understand the concept. I think they’re number one in tha hood, G.
MS – When was the last time you crossed the river and had some good BBQ at the Moonlight in O’boro?
So just like that I’m deleted? An un-ronin?
Am I required to eliminate him in order to be considered Ronin?.
Bring it on boy, bring it on. I drink shakes like you for breakfast.
Veeshir, just where are you purchasing your anthropomorphic shakes? I ask only because I want to give them my business too!
Let’s see, I interviewed Frank J I guess it would only be fair if he interviewed me. Alright Frank, you can put me on the list. 😉