John Edwards wishes he were Superman – mostly for the tights.
Bonus facts from reader Matt:
* John Edwards understands the Pet Shop Boys on a level that nobody else ever will.
* John Edwards is banned from the First Response Home Pregnancy Test factory because his mere presence turns all of the test sticks pink. Although it could be because Fred Thompson’s mere presence actually impregnates the women.
* John Edwards believes in global warming because “Whew, is it getting hot in here or what? You boys wanna take them shirts off?”
* John Edwards uses the “No More Tears” shampoo but cries anyway. Not because it stings, but because he gets wistful at the thought of his hair losing its perfect form while he washes it.
* John Edwards fears Boy George really wants to hurt him.
More cheap gay bashing from hypocritical right wing jerks who are prolly closeting queers anyways! Try checking your tab ordwer on this form while your at it, whiz kid.
John Edwards was originally cast to play Pee Wee Herman…
(But later the role was given to Paul Reubens after John Edwards opted for wearing a dress instead of a suit.)
We need more macho guys like Bush who singlehandledly won the west and flew a dangerous F-102 in the battle hardened Texas Air Guard
I think that these are almost becoming better then the Fred! ones, I particularly like the combo ones. I see these are also angering the nutroots! Keep up the good work!
John Edwards is bashful about eating in front of boys he just met.
You right wing jerk, Harvey. Didn’t Jim Croce warn you not to tug on Supermans hair.
John Edwards thinks this guy is cute.
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John Edwards thinks that jakealope is cute.
Wouldn’t he also cry with the non-cry shampoo because the makers of those products don’t do testing on subjects as dainty as Mr. Edwards?
In a fight between John Edwards and Aquaman, Aquaman would win. Completely and utterly. In a desert.
Horace; now don’t get your panties in a wad.
You may find our present CINC’s military record questionable, but contrasted with Silky Pony’s service to his country W looks like a blood and guts hero.
Not that I don’t admire the way Edwards has courageously fleeced those who pay insurance premiums by selecting moronic juries and convincing them he’s channeling dead infants, or how he has driven so many pediatricians out of their field.
Oh and jakealope, calling the Breck girl queer is to defame all queers. I’ve known few guys who embark on trouser safaris, and to a man(?) they would mop the floor with Silky.