The Top 10 Gordon Brown quotes from the Bush-Brown summit:
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10) “Um… no, I can’t help you get Harry Potter’s autograph.”
9) “Let me check… yes, yes I do have some Grey Poupon.”
8) “Do you have any that ISN’T made by Lipton?”
7) “YOU think they smell bad? Try living across the Channel from them sometime!”
6) “Don’t tell anyone, but the Queen actually died years ago. We replaced her with a Queen-shaped robot manned by Kenny Baker.”
5) “Got any blasphemers against Allah you want knighted?”
4) “Please stop introducing me to people and saying ‘what can Brown do for you?'”
3) “You can play Yakkity Sax if you want, but I’m not going to get up and chase you around the room.”
2) “Tell me more about this ‘reverse cowgirl’.”
And the #1 top Gordon Brown quote from the Bush-Brown summit (see extended entry):
1) “Actually, I don’t get Monty Python either.”
Those are pretty funny Harvey Willow but what Gordon Brown really should have asked President Bush is “Why did your crooked administration cover up Pat Tillman’s murder?”
“Yes you bloody cowboy, everyone in my country has teeth like this”…
“No, you may NOT butter my scone.”
Oh crumb. Now I’m going to have that song going through my mind all day. (that naughty Benny Hill!)
You missed the point Sarcasm Man. It was supposed to be funny quotes. Not funny questions. So yours reply wasn’t funny, however; all was not lost as your Blogs URL is hillarious. Twitter.com… What is that? The gay blogoshpere? Can’t afford a domain name?
FYI, when people tell you that you are funny, they are not talking about humor.
“Okay, we’ve already got Posh. We’ll trade you Spears and Lohan for Sporty and Scary.”
Speaking of Benny Hill, Brown had better not spank Cheney on his bald head, or his face will be introduced to Blasty, Dick Cheney’s shotgun.
2) “Tell me more about this ‘reverse cowgirl’.”
I lol’d.
Wonder how many people had to google that.
I also lol’d at the reverse cowgirl remark, then immediately thought “Isn’t this a family friendly blog?” and “I hope SarahK doesn’t read that!”
This being a family friendly site prevents me from commenting on the reverse cowgirl googling. Heh heh, I love it when I accidentally make a perverted comment like that. I bet Sarcasm Man? could refer us to a good wikipedia entry on the subject, though.