Hmm, let’s see. Oh yes, definitely definition number three.
sar·casm
Pronunciation: ‘sär-“ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
3 : a mindless twit that has no concept of humor.
Those plants with the white, fuzzy nubs on the stems used to be called “Edwardswillows”.
And the back rest on motorcycles is an “Edwards bar”.
The fellow that eats all of the hamburgers on Popeye was originally named Edwards.
Those plants with the white, fuzzy nubs on the stems used to be called “Edwardswillows”.
But today those plants are better known as Harvey Willows.
I assume that Sarcasm Man was making some sort of “you are what you eat” reference, in which case I find his addendum apt.
Dr. Suess originally wrote the part for John Edwards, but later felt CindiLou Who needed a bit more machismo.
Thaaaahhhts not a fahhhct. Thaaaahhhts a bummmper steeeeker.
I think that Sarcasm “Man” is just jealous because he doesn’t get his own fabulous facts series.
Hmm, let’s see. Oh yes, definitely definition number three.
sar·casm
Pronunciation: ‘sär-“ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm
3 : a mindless twit that has no concept of humor.
When John Edwards goes to a costume party, he doesn’t wear a mask, he wears a Maxi-Pad (with wings).
He uses the sharp edges of the petals to shave.