Although the strong victimizing the weak may be a serious matter, the morally superior crushing the barbarians is cause for great jocularity.
Besides, they always ask for it….
The weak secretly long for an ass kicking by the strong…that is why we study, prepare and are so damn good at providing it! Excellent funny, Frank! The KOS pricks are going to be spitting through their lisps and will have their panties in a twist over this one…
it’s not even necessarily that we want to kick the asses of other countries, it’s just that we can’t help it. speaking of ass-kicking; mexico is about due, don’t you think?
Rusty, we did them already, back in the Santa Ana days. There’s lots of countries out there who haven’t had the pleasure of being destroyed by us yet. We need to be even handed in our metering out of American boot-meets-nether-parts or the world will rightly say that we’re not being fair.
We haven’t whooped up on Africa as a whole nearly enough lately. In fact, our butt kicking in the southern hemisphere is severely underrepresented, and I for one find that to be terribly offensive.
This is why we still have military bases in Europe. They still haven’t thanked us for kicking their asses in WWII, and we’re just biding our time to kick ’em again until they do thank us.
This post implies the victimization of the weak by the strong. Therefore it cannot be funny! Q.E.D.
Hmmmm… So why did I laugh?
Although the strong victimizing the weak may be a serious matter, the morally superior crushing the barbarians is cause for great jocularity.
Besides, they always ask for it….
The weak secretly long for an ass kicking by the strong…that is why we study, prepare and are so damn good at providing it! Excellent funny, Frank! The KOS pricks are going to be spitting through their lisps and will have their panties in a twist over this one…
it’s not even necessarily that we want to kick the asses of other countries, it’s just that we can’t help it. speaking of ass-kicking; mexico is about due, don’t you think?
Rusty, we did them already, back in the Santa Ana days. There’s lots of countries out there who haven’t had the pleasure of being destroyed by us yet. We need to be even handed in our metering out of American boot-meets-nether-parts or the world will rightly say that we’re not being fair.
We haven’t whooped up on Africa as a whole nearly enough lately. In fact, our butt kicking in the southern hemisphere is severely underrepresented, and I for one find that to be terribly offensive.
This is why we still have military bases in Europe. They still haven’t thanked us for kicking their asses in WWII, and we’re just biding our time to kick ’em again until they do thank us.
Every foreign country: Thank you sir, may I have another.
Why the Flag at half mast in your picture? If I was gonna kick some ass I would at least raise the flag.
A beautiful, pretty picture nonetheless. Thanks, Frank.
Can I buy this? Where do I send my money???