The holy grail of botany is to develop a rose whose petals have the dewy softness of John Edwards.
Bonus fact from reader Chris:
You know that thing that gorgeous women do in movies where they walk towards a diving board, drop the robe to show off a bikini, dive in, swim to the other side, then come out of the water and shake their hair – all in slow motion? Not to ruin it for you, but John Edwards invented that move.
What is up with comments?
That did it for me, I lost my lunch.
In the news: Silky Pony’s $400+ a cut hairdresser having lover’s spat with Johnny since he got dissed in a news interview. God the Left makes for great comedy.
By the way, reader Chris… You’ve ruined one of the best scenes from Fast Times at Ridgemont High for me. Well, the part before Judge Reinhold gets nailed for choking the Bishop.
Chris has single handedly destroyed wetdreams across the nation.
Darn. Missed it by That Much.
At Johns last spa visit, the bikini waxing gal said, “Oh, you’re a girl.”
Scarred me for life, man… Ya took what little I had left in this world, Chris, and took a big steaming dump on it…
Sheer cruelty.