Is there anything more exciting than the Democratic National Convention? Maybe the Big Bang, but I doubt it.
So, the question is: How will Hillary try and kill Barack Obama?
Do you think she’ll try and do it secretly or do it very publicly. My guess would be the latter. I’m thinking she’ll flay him alive during his acceptance speech.
“The only reason you beat me is because of your skin color, so let’s see how you do WITHOUT YOUR SKIN!!!”
That wacky Hillary. I don’t think it showed judgment to cross her.
Yeah, but, Fraaaank, rumor has it that Obama has actually fallen in love with Hillary and is going to surprise the Convention by changing his mind and picking her rather than Biden. It’s the stuff of movie scripts, I tell ya.
This is Thunderdome!
I don’t think she’ll be that wordy. I expect she’ll get all dark and veiny and flay Obama with an offhand, “Bored, now…” Then she’ll look out at the convention, arch an eyebrow, and state, “I’m the nominee. Any questions?”
Let’s just say, she’ll have a perfect alibi: “Me? Well, at the time he committed suicide I was on national television, making a speech at the DNC convention.”
Denver Coroner: “He’s dead. A thigh-scissors headlock. That’s what done it. Suffocation followed by decapitation. Right below Hillary’s neutral zone.”
Anybody check in wallets of those guys they arrested this morning in Denver with rifles? Might be a money trail to follow…
Well, if what I read the other day is true, Hillary will use her tail to sweep a third of the stars from the sky… I’m quite certain she’ll cause most of it to fall on the false messiah… or am I mixing up my eschatalogical prophesies again?
Kill him? Nahhhhh. He’s going to wake up Wednesday morning with Biden’s head tangled in the satin sheets.
When Bongo bin Bungelin arrives at the convention he will be met by a gigantic condom pavilion Killery has so cleverly devised in conjunction with the company Trojan. Once inside the inflatable device, Sir bomba bin o samba bumbelin will be immediately encapsulated by a specially prepared plutonic custom-fit BO condom which will ejaculate the once presumptive democratic nominee up and through the top spiraling through the heavens where he will be dropped over Mt. Killary a la Planet Pluto.
RedWhiteAndTrue~ Are we related? LOL
It could be done one of two ways: in secret, blaming it on right wing racist nutjobs
OR
in public in full view, shooting frick’n laser beams from her eyes. Then she(?) turns to the camera, telling them they saw him have a ‘splody head on TV from death rays from outer space.
Roasted alive turning on a spit.
Or
Buried up to his neck and exposed to the ants.
Now, be careful island girl #9. I live on an island and I can get inspired by island girls.
That was a marvelous piece of creative writing. Five Trojan Stars!
Aw. #8. Oh. Bad. Too much information. I need brain Draino. You’re implyin’ that Beasty Biden Be Beatin’ Obama Bin Bongos.
Sorry island girl, but you got one part wrong: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore
That’s what astronmers think, D-Rock! You can’t just deplanetize an existing planet, I mean, come on! Who do they think they are? Scientists? The United Nations? Pluto will always be a planet in my book.
(I just can’t watch the convention even with all this popcorn piled up here….)
I have no idea how Hillary will do Obama in, but I want some of whatever Island Girl (#9) is smoking.
Bismarck Obama. It’s best she didn’t go down on a sinking ship
On the other hand, maybe she should…
go down…
there…
and go down.
When he rises from the floor to the podium in the replica Greek temple they’ve built for him, Hillary will leap out in front of him and reveal herself to be a medusa! Once he is petrified, she will shatter him with a sledgehammer.
Or she’ll tear his throat out with her fangs.
One of those, definitely.
OK, now I can only listen to the Democrat Convention from a distance. That way, I can spill popcorn all over my lap without ruining my couch while going “la la la la la la” to drown out the idiocy when it becomes too much. Heaven help us.
IMAO should live blog the thing. That way, we could at least crack each other up as a way to get through it. Somebody, please help me laugh at those idiots!!!
(Thank you Master Shake.)
#13. I think #8 was referring to the horses-head-in-the-bed scene from ‘The Godfather’.
Or maybe not.
How will Hillary try and kill Barack Obama?
Through surrogates – That way she can hail him as a fallen hero and she can promise to do her humble best to try to fullfill his great unifying vision for America, blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, etc …
‘Friends, Democrats, country men! Lend me your ears! I come not to bury Obama, but to praise him!’ …
Beware the Ides of September?
Guiliani just kicked Alan’s arse on FOX.
Anybody see the brew-hahahahahah, over at MSNBC. Seems like they’re playing in the cat box. I pity the hair and make up folks having to get the cat litter out from under the nails of the talking heads.
As for Hitlery, she’ll stay in the background until the smoke clears and someone else has been convicted for the martyring of “the messiah”. Then she and Slick Willy will ride in and save the day a la the cavalry only with cell phones, black SUV’s and sunglasses.
No, I missed that, seanmahair. I switched to MSNBC (focus of Ace’s humorous liveblogging) too late to catch it.
And, apparently, Dennis Kucinich spoke at the convention but I missed that too (wrong channel again) – along with the UFO’s that were apparently spotted over the convention center. Ooooooo.
I thought Hillary’s speech was the one of the worst she’s ever delivered. And, is it just me, or has the world become juvenile? Including FOX News?
Did B.O. in that center console on stage talking to his wife and kids remotely not remind anynoe else of Jambi from Pee Wees Playhouse ???
No sir, it is not just you.
I’ve seen better behavior at snack time in the alligator pool. Each of my children entering kindergarten exhibited better behavior and more maturity.
I expect next, reporters and anchors will stick their fingers in their ears and say La la la la la la so they won’t have to listen to what they don’t want to hear.
And this is how the Demoncrats show off their leadership skills. I wouldn’t let them lead lemmings, I would however encourage them to be the first manned mission to Alpha Centari.
Haven’t you seen the people they caught conspiring to kill him? You know she had something to do with that… Here’s where I wrote about it.
I was having a nightmare about Hilary preaching Unity and support for THE ONE (chorus sings in the background). Then my wife woke me up and said it was time for dinner.
Actually, Chillary only plans to pass along the social disease to him that she got from Slick Willie last year.
Then she will wait for Michelle do the dirty work when he passes it along to her.