Straight Line of the Day: Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question: … Posted by Oppo on 24 September 2019, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Do you feel lucky…Punk. Well? Do ya? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Whomever promises the most free stuff to people who are gullible enough to really believe free stuff is actually free. Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… A train leaves Chicago heading West at 64MPH… Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… which way you going, Billy? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Who wrote the Book of Love? Why must I be a teenager in love? Who put the Ram in the Rama lama ding-dong? To be, or not to be? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Dare I say it? Dare I say it? Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… which administration’s threat to cut off aid to Ukraine to affect a corruption investigation is the worst? Reply to this comment
How do you spell relief? Oh wait, that was 2016 and we spelled it T-R-U-M-P. 2020, the Democrat Klown Kar is desperately asking, “Can you hear me now?” (Hint: no.) Reply to this comment
Well I’m not saying it will be “Are you an Alien?” but… it will be “Are you an Alien?” Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:… Are you better off today than you were 4 years ago? Reply to this comment
Are those thousands of fraudulent ballots in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Reply to this comment
Might not be glad to see you but, the Democrats will certainly be glad to see him. Reply to this comment
Along with gasoline, coal, fracking, right to bear arms, plastic, and honest elections in Chicago. Reply to this comment
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Do you feel lucky…Punk. Well? Do ya?
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
I usually swallow mine in spite!
Why does your Mom say?
She says don’t chew it.
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Whomever promises the most free stuff to people who are gullible enough to really believe free stuff is actually free.
Who am us anyway?
What is your favorite color?
Where have all the flowers gone?
Head or gut?
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Who killed J.R.?
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
What is the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow?
African or European?
Poll Responses:
23% European
18% African
59% Aiiiiiiyyyeee
I think that last one flew into a wind mill.
Does anyone believe CNN?
…”Who’s your daddy?”
…”Who let the Dems out?”
…”would you buy that for a dollar?”
Who promises the prettiest pony.
…or unicorn.
I want a Bi-Horned Unicorn damnit!
Sorry, Bi-Horned Unicorns only come in Rainbow.
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
A train leaves Chicago heading West at 64MPH…
…”Where are all the white women at?”
…Are we not men?
…Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?
…What does this button do?
…:what’s the frequency, Kenneth”
…”Did I do that?”
…Hey sailor, wanna good time?
This is your brain. This is your brain on Democrats. Any questions?
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Although the answer is clearly Mary Ann
Why not both?
Good point.
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
which way you going, Billy?
Boxers or Briefs?
Depends
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Who wrote the Book of Love?
Why must I be a teenager in love?
Who put the Ram in the Rama lama ding-dong?
To be, or not to be?
2B OR NOT 2B
25 or 6 to 4?
Will Godot show up today?
8 Ball says… “Ask again later.”
Tray, tray, tray, bong.
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Are you a God?
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Dare I say it? Dare I say it?
Dare! Dare!
THE PRESIDENCY!
I double-dog dare you.
…and the answer is 42.
Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Because air has enough space to move to accommodate the new object.
How can you be in two places at once, when you’re not anywhere at all?
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
which administration’s threat to cut off aid to Ukraine to affect a corruption investigation is the worst?
dummysayswhat
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Basil or Basil?
Do you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
…Paper or Plastic?
Do you choose to kill trees or turtles?
Why not both?
How could you have copied my incredibly creative and original comment?
I don’t think that is going to be the one question for 2020.
Clairvoyance and lack of ethics.
Why not both?
Are we there yet?
You want the truth?
Sorry, can’t handle it.
Who’s on first?
Bueller?
Are you outta your ever lovin’ mind??!!??
Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
What in the wide world o sports is A-goin’ in here?!
They are all hoppin. and jumpin’ around like a bunch of Kansas City F*ggots.
Is this seat taken?
Are you Mary Queen of Scots?
Do you have any dirt on Hilla… AAACK!
Where the Fugowi?
We should do breakfast sometime. Should I call or nudge l?
How do you spell relief? Oh wait, that was 2016 and we spelled it T-R-U-M-P.
2020, the Democrat Klown Kar is desperately asking, “Can you hear me now?” (Hint: no.)
Well I’m not saying it will be “Are you an Alien?” but… it will be “Are you an Alien?”
No…but I am experienced.
Okay Jimi.
Forget Polls: The 2020 Election Will Turn On One Question:…
Are you better off today than you were 4 years ago?
Are those thousands of fraudulent ballots in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Might not be glad to see you but, the Democrats will certainly be glad to see him.
Crinkle or fold?
…what did Harvey have on the Clintons?
The same thing Jimmy Hoffa had on them.
… WTF?
Where’s the BEEF!!!
It’s been outlawed by the Democrats.
Along with gasoline, coal, fracking, right to bear arms, plastic, and honest elections in Chicago.
Who taught the voting machine to swear?
Who said we can’t?