Straight Line of the Day: Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
Bernie Sanders Will Participate in April Dem. Debate, Refuses to Drop Out of Presidential Race
National Review via Yahoo | 3/24/20Senator Bernie Sanders’s (I., Vt.) presidential campaign on Tuesday announced that Sanders would participate in an April debate with former vice president Joe Biden, if it is held.
The Democratic National Committee had planned to hold a debate on an unspecified date in April, but the committee has not yet announced a site or broadcaster for the debate.
“Senator Sanders is still running for president,” Mike Casca, communications director for the Sanders campaign, told the New York Times. “If there is a debate in April, he plans to be there.”
Sanders has refused to drop out of the presidential race despite Biden’s delegate lead of 1,214-910.
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Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
will be implemented by…
The Black Adder!
…or the Green Hornet?
…or the Scarlet Pimpernel?
…or the Blue Wombat?
The White Shadow.
Why do we have to bring race into this?
The White Shadow doesn’t race – haven’t you seen how the big lunk moves?
He can’t even jump.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
not to act batshit crazy this time.
Not even Chinese Wuhan batshit crazy.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
well I’m not saying it may involve Aliens but… it involves Aliens.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
to challenge Biden to infect himself along with Sanders to see who truly is the strongest.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
make the empty chair, since he won’t debate him, seem dumber than Biden himself.
… a guarantee that he will win D.C.’s coveted 3 electoral votes, so it won’t be a shutout in November.
Biden countered by saying he can count higher than that using just one hand, then asked his wife what comes after three.
That was his sister.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
… is to debunk the theory that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and prove it.
…is to break into the entertainment business since he has no chance of the presidency.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
to buy FrankJ’s new book which is available from fine booksellers nationwide.
…is to be a cunning linguist.
…is to build a large wooden badger
…is to be your huckleberry
…is to challenge Jill Biden to an arm wrestling match.
… casually mention that Biden is about to reveal all of the evidence against Hillary . . .
Then it’s curtains for Biden.
Bernie’s going to debate in April: his cunning plan…
is to allow Biden to speak
Diabolical!
Biden’s so crazy it just might work!
Harvey Award!
Domo arigato.
…bring special guest neurologist qualified to diagnose Alzheimer’s.
… is to substitute Lenin’s corpse for Biden and see if anyone notices.
Lenin’s corpse is said to look very lifelike. People will definitely notice.
To appear less old and white than the other old white guy
1) Steal underpants
2) ?
3) President
1) Steal underpants
2) Steel underpants
3) President
… will be foiled by some meddling kids, kids who are captivated by Joe’s leg hair…
Announce he is having transgender surgery.
Free, free. Free free free free. Free, free free free free. Free free! Free free free free…
…show his compassionate side by helping Joe put his shoes on the right feet.
…bring a balcony and a shotgun to the stage.
…involves a wig and some ether.
…mime making a phone call and asking Sarah Hoyt if he can borrow her shocked face when, or if, Biden makes a coherent statement.
…his t-shirt logo says: This is not reality based television.