The University of Melbourne inadvertently released this diagram showing where diamonds may be found. I’m only sharing this with loyal IMAO readers.

But beware of those giant birds. I mean, if that’s a continent, and if that’s the curve of the Earth . . .
… Oh. “Not to scale.” Ignore the giant birds, then, and go for it.
Wait! It could also mean that they are larger than depicted!

Packing now.
“curve” of the Earth. Yeah, right. And man walked on the moon. If you drill that far down, you’ll poke a hole right through and into the turtle’s back.
Here is something for your girlfriend
One humongous Diamond
I wonder if they Mexi-cannon can be repurposed to dig.
Probably just a coincidence, but next up on my movie watching list was “The Legend of Dinosaurs and Monster Birds” which I crossed off last night. [link] [link]
Probably just a coincidence.
Probably.