Straight Line of the Day: The Only Thing Ted Dymski Really Wants Is… Posted by Oppo on 21 November 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: The only thing Ted Dymski really wants is…
… a nice little shack out in the woods, where he can write his manifestos in peace. Reply to this comment
…to time travel back to Little League games and say hum, batter batter, hum, batter batter when Oppo is at the plate. …to be a prawn in the game of life. …courage, a brain and a heart, but most of all those fabulous red slippers. Reply to this comment
…to time travel back to Little League games and say hum, batter batter, hum, batter batter when Oppo is at the plate. Shouldn’t that be “Pun, batter batter, Pun batter batter!”? Reply to this comment
The only thing Ted Dymski really wants is… for us not to leave the room until he comes to get us. Reply to this comment
Oh, man, it’s like we set off a fuse on a Ted Dymski bomb! Twenty replies from him on old 2000-era posts! I picture some kid in Russia is being paid six rubles per response to IMAO. I know I am. Reply to this comment
…for his comments to finally get out of moderation. It’s been 15 years already! Reply to this comment
… for all of your comment to belong to him…
… someone to understand him…
… a nice little shack out in the woods, where he can write his manifestos in peace.
…location…location…location.
…to time travel back to Little League games and say hum, batter batter, hum, batter batter when Oppo is at the plate.
…to be a prawn in the game of life.
…courage, a brain and a heart, but most of all those fabulous red slippers.
Shouldn’t that be “Pun, batter batter, Pun batter batter!”?
… peace, love, misunderstanding.
… freakin’ sharks with blazers.
… to go back in time and shout at Baby Hitler.
A legal name change to Ted Brytski.
…Jodie Foster to notice him.
To zigzag ah
… people to stop making fun of his name being onomatopoeia for a rim-shot.
The only thing Ted Dymski really wants is…
his two front teeth for christmas.
The only thing Ted Dymski really wants is…
for us not to leave the room until he comes to get us.
The only thing Ted Dymski really wants is…
the coveted Harvey Award.
Hey! Check it out! He’s back at work in the 2000s!
Oh, man, it’s like we set off a fuse on a Ted Dymski bomb! Twenty replies from him on old 2000-era posts!
I picture some kid in Russia is being paid six rubles per response to IMAO.
I know I am.
Just think of Ted Dymski every time you don’t want to eat your vegetables.
…for his comments to finally get out of moderation. It’s been 15 years already!