Straight Line of the Day: “Everyone is an Atheist Until…” Posted by Oppo on 1 June 2021, 12:00 pm Many thanks to DamnCat for the suggestion, and to his friend who sent him the meme below: Straight Line of the Day: “Everyone is an atheist until…” 4
I got Thursday from my Ouija board – confirmed by my Magic 8 Ball, so, good luck! Reply to this comment
Everyone is an Atheist Until… they are forced to merge into the left lane of an Interstate Hiway. 3 Reply to this comment
…they find themselves at the bottom of a foxhole under artillery fire. So, there is no hope for Democrats. 3 Reply to this comment
Everyone is an atheist until… The one night stand texts you the EPT says positive. 1 Reply to this comment
… you’re forced to listen to Bill Nye drone on and on until you’re praying for an intelligent thought… 1 1 Reply to this comment
“Everyone is an atheist until…” . . . a cheerleader from Faber College comes flying into your bedroom window. Thank you, God! . . . you find out Harry actually did fire the 6th shot. . . . Stay Puft Man reaches the roof. 3 Reply to this comment
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
you elect a Socialist President.
…the human you live with gets a pit bull.
… Thursday…
Not Friday?
Ooooh, that’s good…
I got Thursday from my Ouija board – confirmed by my Magic 8 Ball, so, good luck!
I thought until they covert you to Islam.
Everyone is an Atheist Until…
they are forced to merge into the left lane of an Interstate Hiway.
…they find themselves at the bottom of a foxhole under artillery fire. So, there is no hope for Democrats.
Everyone is an atheist until…
The one night stand texts you the EPT says positive.
… you’re forced to listen to Bill Nye drone on and on until you’re praying for an intelligent thought…
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
…Amy Schumer spots you on Sadie Hawkins Day!
Everyone is an atheist until…
Judgement day.
Everyone is an atheist until…
They get that letter from the IRS.
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
. . . a cheerleader from Faber College comes flying into your bedroom window. Thank you, God!
. . . you find out Harry actually did fire the 6th shot.
. . . Stay Puft Man reaches the roof.
Or Josey Wales goes full outlaw.
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
. . . they go into a casino
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
…. they take up golf.
“Everyone is an atheist until…”
…God smites them.