…that the basket of deplorables contains everyone with a heartbeat, but they are doing their best to remove as many people from the basket as possible.
…as penance Hillary made Bill reenact the cigar story once a month for three years, only the roles were reversed. Now, whenever they take a trip to Cuba, Bill has to be sure to pack plenty of button fly jeans
Nothing! They are not even admitting that they are not admitting anything.
Harvey Award!
… that Hillary would be President if not for those 62,984,828 meddling red state voters…
… that they’re both as clean as a hound’s tooth – it’s just that they know a lot of unsavory characters…
…they were the gunmen on the Grassy Knoll. It was all part of the plan…
…that the basket of deplorables contains everyone with a heartbeat, but they are doing their best to remove as many people from the basket as possible.
…that they’ve been the most persecuted Presidential administration… Evah!
Breaking News: The Clintons admit…
you’re scum.
Breaking News: The Clintons admit…
there was a duplicate key.
Breaking News: The Clintons Admit…
Mezvinsky is paid $25K every time he has to bonk Chelsea and the room has to be dark.
That poor man is seriously underpaid.
Breaking News: The Clintons admit…
Basil, not Basil, sleeps with the fishes.
…Bill might have had sexual relations with a bat and a pangolin causing the mutation of covid-19
…the road to hell is paved with good intentions… and the bodies of their detractors.
…Epstein’s killer didn’t kill himself
Breaking News: The Clintons admit…
they shall return!
…they DID have sex with that woman.
…as penance Hillary made Bill reenact the cigar story once a month for three years, only the roles were reversed. Now, whenever they take a trip to Cuba, Bill has to be sure to pack plenty of button fly jeans
…Hillary’s C.O. Jones actually ARE bigger than Bill’s.
In his defense, they did shrink a bit due to their proximity to the hot sauce in her purse.
Breaking News: The Clintons Admit…
Get ready 2024! Hillary still ain’t no ways tired….
… they got all of their smarts while in Arkansas.
That they both prefer “special” time with Hillary’s body double than with each other.
Breaking News: The Clintons Admit…
….DJT kicked their asses. (Just Kidding)
…they suicided the other two Horsemen of the Apocalypse to consolidate their power.
Breaking News: The Clintons Admit…
That the location of the real ballots is…. Cool, a laser dot! Who’s got the poin