* It seems kind of pretentious, but I made a fan page for myself on Facebook. You can like it and then follow my rising writing career through that new Facebook thing. I assume everyone is already following me on Twitter… where I’m HILARIOUS.
* Don’t know what to think about this Qdaffy thing other than that I hope killing dictators will be the cool new thing from Obama. “There can be only one!”
* Apparently, Steve Jobs told Obama that he was headed for a one-term presidency. So not only was Jobs a genius innovator who changed the face of technology in this world, but he also could make extremely obvious observations.
You know, Obama should really start wearing a black turtle neck all the time. Then, when he’s voted out of office, he can just declare that he was too cool for us.
* Of course, maybe Obama doesn’t want to run for reelection. Do you know who he put in charge of submitting the paperwork for him running for office? Joe Biden.
BIDEN: “Okay, here’s the paperwork.”
CLERK: “That’s a ham sandwich.”
BIDEN: “It can’t be. I had my lunch in one box and the paperwork in another, and I stopped and ate my lunch before coming here… wait the lunch was kind of dry.”
CLERK: “Well, I’m afraid we can’t put Obama on the ballot if all you have is a ham sandwich.”
BIDEN: “Don’t make me rape and murder you!”
* Pew Research did a survey on what’s the first word that comes to mind when the Republican candidate names are mentioned. For Perry, it’s “Texas”, for Herman Cain, it’s “9-9-9” (successful branding!), and for Romney, it’s “Mormon” — which is way better than the first word that comes to my mind. They also did a survey of the first words that came to mind when Obama was mentioned, but they couldn’t publish it because it was obscene.
* Hey it’s another half-billion loan of our tax money spent by Obama — this time to build electric cars in Finland. When Obama talks about the jobs he’s saved and created, is he talking America or worldwide? At least this company hasn’t gone out of business like Solyndra — and why would they; Finland has a very stable, non-Obama economy.
So, yeah, let’s give Obama hundreds of billions more to spend; he’s super smart with it.
* British and American lawyers had a debate in Philadelphia about whether the Declaration of Independence was legal. The British lawyers argued that secession was not the proper tool by which to settle internal arguments, and the Americans countered by shooting them with muskets.
Works every time.
By all means if the British would like a third chance to get us back, let them try.
@Rayfan87 – Do you think if we told that if they win, they had to let Obama lead the new British Empire, they would drop the whole thing?
Britain is a hard sneeze away from becoming an Islamic state. I’m not sure we’re supposed to care what their lawyers think. But shooting them with muskets is an even better idea today than it was back then.
Steve Jobs’ alter ego?
I assume the muskets were shot at “the junk”.
Regarding muskets, I’m out. Will a 12-gauge suffice?
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.”
The Federal Behemoth “Form of Government” is there now.
“It seems kind of pretentious, but I made a fan page for myself on Facebook. You can like it and then follow my rising writing career through that new Facebook thing.”
That’s how it starts. The next thing you know you’ll have had someone ghost-write two autobiographies about yourself and you’ll be wanting to “fundamentally change” all that’s great about the United States.
Yeah, the first word that comes to mind when I hear “Obama” is definitely not PG rated.
As a matter of fact, out of the top 10 words that come to mind when I hear “Obama”, if you take out all the obscene words, you’re left with: incompetant, moron, socialist, marxist, and petulant.
Secession is only unacceptable when it’s done by a bunch of crackpot slaveholders from South Carolina.
“* It seems kind of pretentious, but I made a fan page for myself on Facebook. You can like it and then follow my rising writing career through that new Facebook thing. I assume everyone is already following me on Twitter… where I’m HILARIOUS.”
Okay, I went to Facebook and I don’t recognize you with sunglasses on.
And Twitter? Are you kidding? I’ll go nancing around my potato garden before I go there!
Hey for a billion dollars I’d have my picture made with Joe Biden…provided I could resettle to Finland
So at this point you have no friends. I will be your friend, but not if you are going to be all chatty like you are here. I like my facebook friends to quietly lurk, posting bikini pictures is OK though.,
Why would you want a pic of Frank in a bikini?
Okay, Frank. I am now following you on Twitter (@NotInadequate). I take this promise to be funny seriously, though. So you’d better put out.
Also, I will pay one billion dollars to see Jimmy “nancing.”
You got it KnitterChick. Pony-up!
Nancing.. nancing… nance nance nance.
Stop… Oooooh! A potato!
1) Is Bill Ayers writing your junk?
2) Obama killed QDaffy…Steve Jobs told Obama that he was headed to a one term POTUS and Steve Jobs died! Coincidence? I think not!!!
3) Barack Obama is the best President the United States has ever had. We don’t even deserve his awesomeness!!!
I must complain PBunyan, or should I just call you Paul? Your Captain Obvious reference was not all that obvious.
@Jimmy:
“Nancing.. nancing… nance nance nance.
Stop… Oooooh! A potato!”
I was just fine until you bent over to pick up that potato. MY EYES!!!!
You’re a dirty old woman, crabby.
I have concubine slaves to pick-up my potatoes. So you won’t be getting a look-see.
So would that be the atypical linear nancing, or the more oblique spherical nancing? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
(chortle-chortle-snort-guffaw) I’m sorry, but I’m in paroxysms of roaring laughter as I type this: Drudge has posted that (chortle) Joltin’ Joe Biden, poster boy of priapistic criminal mayhem, is earnestly contemplating a presidential run in 2016! (AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
Hyperbolic, transcendental nancing, Rob Da Diddy. Multi-dimensional, fully coupled and non-linear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EoI-6lQFIE (The Contours)
Watch me now, oh (Work, work)
Ah, work it all baby (Work, work)
Well, you’re drivin’ me crazy (Work, work)
With a little bit of soul now (Work)
I can mash-potato (I can mash-potato)
And I can do the twist (I can do the twist)
Well now tell me baby (Tell me baby)
Mmm, do you like it like this? (Do you like it like this?)
Tell me (Tell me) Tell me!
Do you love me? (Do you love me?)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me?)
Now, do you love me? (Do you love me?)
Now that I can dance! (Dance)
See what I mean?