lolbama! Part 74

This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.


From Arik:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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I’m nominating Kris for a coveted Obscury for DemoGOG


This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:

PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

Nuke the News: Electable Cain, Ron Paul Is a Phony, and Shrinking Animals

* New New York Post column by me on the Occupy Wall Street hippies. I thought this one was chock full of wisdom. What’s your favorite line from it? I think mine might have been:

“In fact, by looking at protest attendance, you might conclude that the most oppressed group in American society are white college students.”

* Obama says that the GOP wants “dirtier air, dirtier water, less people with health insurance.” He forgot to add that the GOP also wants thin mustaches to twirl as we laugh evilly.

You know, our tax dollars are paying for Obama to drive around in a bus and say things like that. Think of how much money we’d save if we made Obama just sit in a corner and think about what he’s done.

* According to a Rasmussen poll, Herman Cain leads Obama 43 to 41 percent in a head to head match up. That’s better than any of the other potential GOP candidates. That means to be a smart Republican, you have to support Herman Cain for president. Otherwise you’re a dumb extremist who doesn’t focus on electability.

* The Wall Street Journal interviewed 200 protesters at Zuccotti Park to find out what their beliefs are, and — surprise surprise — they’re extreme leftists whose views are counter to most Americans. Also, a third are for using violence to support their cause — I guess if they finally figure out what their cause is. Strangely, about half of them supported the Wall Street bailout. So they’re protesting Wall Street, but they’re okay with the government throwing hundreds of billions of our money at them. We better act like we understand that, or they may get violent towards us.

It really seems like this isn’t a protest against oppression, but a protest for more oppression — for more big government. Plus, they’re willing to be violent in support of it. It’s one of those days I’m happy we have the 2nd Amendment. Those days end in ‘y’.

* For the first time ever, 50% of those polled supported legalizing marijuana. I don’t see any other way to look at this than that president is driving people to do drugs. Good job, Mr. Sunshine.

* Images prove that Ron Paul wears eyebrow toupees.

Fake eyebrows for fake beliefs.

This makes him a huge hypocrite because EYEBROW TOUPEES ARE NOT MENTIONED IN THE CONSTITUTION!

* According to science — SCIENCE! — global warming is causing plants and animals to become smaller. That means in the future when an angry polar bear charges you, you’ll just be able to pick it up and chuck it away. Score another one for global warming and progress! Also, I wonder if this means I’ll soon be able to own a cute little redwood bonsai tree?

Hmm… I wonder if global warming is what caused Lilliput.

* Wisdom of the Day: “I’ve heard it said a monkey is 99% human. They are the 99%.” –Pastor Ed

* Here’s a neat link I got from zamoose: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Noses

“God is the artist. I just find the ninja turtle in his work.”

There is so much genius on the internet.

Random Thoughts

Romney doesn’t have many supporters, but he’s got huge numbers of tolerators.

Could we get actual poor people from other countries to pester American poor to spread their wealth around?

Intrade still doesn’t give Herman Cain much of a chance. So when is the bottom supposed to fall out on him?

The U.S. has what? About 25% of the world’s wealth among 5% of the population? If that were equally distributed among the world, the OWS people would have less and be even more upset.