Archive of entries posted on 3rd October 2011

Nuke the News: Racist Rock, Going Soft, and Zombie Relations

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* So Perry loves pandering to Hispanics and thinks we’re heartless if we don’t want our tax money going to non-citizen Hispanics, but he apparently hates blacks because of a rock or something. RACIST!!!

Do people take that charge seriously anymore? The left seem so perfunctory in using it that I don’t think they really believe it anymore. Charging racism is almost like an “uh” or “um” in other people’s speech; it’s just something you utter while thinking of something more substantive to say.

But if you really want to see racism, nominate Herman Cain. When it’s a black man opposing the white liberals, it will finally be time for all those racists that live in the heads of leftists to come out and play.

* Perry has further expanded on why he’s for paying for tuition for illegal aliens, wondering how else are they going to get into college. When talking with pro-illegal alien people, it’s like we’re not even arguing within the same universe. Yeah, the point of borders is making sure citizens of other countries get the privilege of going to college. Good job zeroing in on the heart of that issue, Perry.

* Obama thinks we’re soft. Really, the left, who think we’ll all die unless government ensures us jobs, food, education, and health care and protects us from smoking, trans-fats, and incandescent light bulbs, thinks we’ve become soft. How did that happen?

* So those Occupy Wall Street people are still occupying Wall Street to… who knows. Some people think you just go out and wave signs and stuff happens, but you kind of need something coherent to say first. Even then, waving signs and sitting around is the least effective way to induce change.

Know who are changing things, though? The businessmen on Wall Street actually working jobs and such. If the hippies want to change the world, they should start by using some soap.

* Warren Buffet doesn’t endorse Obama’s “Buffet Rule”, seeming to think it will hurt the economy. I guess that makes him one of the bad rich people again. “He’s involved in money-craft! Burn him!”

* Because of the bad economy, cases of people over dosing on cocaine are way down. So there’s another achievement for Obama right alongside making sure child predators are too poor to afford windowless vans.

* So, I wasn’t able to resist getting that Aquaman comic. It seems silly to pay full price for a digital comic — there are no printing and shipping costs associated with it. And I wouldn’t even mind if they put the ads in to allow dropping the price. Still, DC put one of their A-list writers on it — Geoff Johns — and people were raving about it, so I was pretty curious what a really good Aquaman comic looks like. It spent just a little time setting up the villains for the arc, and most of the comic was all about what everyone makes fun of Aquaman for. I actually felt pretty bad for Aquaman when someone asked to his face what it’s like to be nobody’s favorite superhero (not all bloggers are that mean!). Anyway, I recommend the comic for all comic book fans and will definitely snatch up the next issue the day it comes out (if they’re still making it available day and date on the iPad). Hopefully this run will finally get Aquaman the respect he deserves. He started out fighting Nazis, you know.

* Wisdom of the Day: “‘Government’ is just a word for things we do together. ‘Corporations’ is just a word for things we do together voluntarily.” –David Burge

* Later today (2pm ET), AMC is going to make available six Walking Dead webisodes (the second season doesn’t start until later this month). It will be about how things were in the beginning of the outbreak — something we haven’t gotten to see yet. The webisodes should be available on both the AMC website and Hulu, I believe. I mention this because I’m a Walking Dead fan (and really looking forward to finding out what they’ll be doing in the second season now that I’ve seen all the places the story goes in the comics), and because my little sister did the costume design for these webisodes! Good job, silly sister Sarah!

Random Thoughts

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I sometimes compromise my principles in the face of reality since reality never compromises in the face of my principles.

What’s the big deal about killing Awlaki? I hear the hellfire missile he was killed with had his Miranda rights printed on the front of it.

If the GOP nominee is a fat man, Michelle Obama is totally going to freak out.

From Obama’s email subject lines, you kinda expect him to start sending you forwards of things disproven on snopes. “FW: Billionaires pay a lower tax rate than secretaries!”

What’s with the Human Centipede inspired Prius commercial?

I preordered my wife the Kindle Fire because I’m the best husband ever.

Community is one of the most unpredictable sitcoms. I never know where they’re going with a premise.

Is Obama supposed to check citizenship papers before blowing someone up? That would make him racist.

If Kellen Moore doesn’t go pro, he should join the military and become a sniper.

I might actually drop $3 to get the new Aquaman comic on my iPad. Hear they take on all the stuff people make fun of him for.

I haven’t been bored by baseball in a while. I’m kinda looking forward to watching some.

Not to sound culturally superior, but the Middle East could really use a lot more Christianity. Also, my culture is superior.

I’m guessing a lot of people have already asked this to no avail, but is there some sort of point to Occupy Wall Street?

Enjoyed the Aquaman comic, but you don’t get much story for $3 anymore. Only 24 pages.

Here’s an idea: Since there’s no printing and shipping costs, make digital comics cheaper than print. Even put ads in them, if you want.

The Thor movie was enjoyable, but the main character’s catch phrase of “Hammer to the face!” needs work.

All the dancing hamsters years ago died of old age.

So Rick Perry loves Hispanic people and wants to give all our tax money to non-citizen Hispanics but hates black people.

Of course, in the Democrats, you see lots of liberals racist against blacks who patronize them.

With the amount of property damage he does, I think it’s proper to label the Kool-Aid Man a terrorist.

The Walking Dead webisodes come out today. My little sister did the costume design for it.

You really have to praise Romo for how exciting he made that game for Lions fans.

“Christie doesn’t care about the conservatives. He doesn’t care about balancing the budget. He only cares about bacon and cheesy fries.”

So are Mogwais dry clean only?