Nuke the News: Presidential Solidarity with Violent, Anti-Semitic Mobs and the Racists’ Favorite – Cain

* Obama has started to use the Occupy Wall Street’s “99%” rhetoric in White House statements. Isn’t that great to know that president doesn’t stand for all Americans and is instead comfortable playing them against each other. And isn’t there just something a bit disturbing — maybe fascistic — about the president expressing solidarity with a violent, law-breaking mob? I’m not saying he’s going to start rounding up and executing the 1%… but Steve Jobs is already dead and who knows what the real story there.

Anyway, Obama should be more worried about 50% — a number he’s very unlikely to see vote for him in the next presidential election.

* BTW, in addition to Obama, the Nazis and Commies have joined up with OWS. Maybe they’ll help in giving OWS some more coherent demands.

Perhaps the 1% that OWS is screaming about is the Jewish population. Usually that’s rounded to 2%, but it doesn’t look like the group has a lot of math whizzes.

* Did we start another war over the weekend? Apparently, we’ve sent some troops to Uganda… just not very many of them. So now Obama hasn’t started less wars than Bush, he’s just started smaller ones.

Everyone seems to not like war, yet apparently he’s really hard to be president and not start new ones. I know I couldn’t do it. I mean, Canada is right there and filled with oil and ours for the taking!

* Apparently, Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 tax plan is sponsored by the new Sim City game, as it has a commercial tax, industrial tax, residential tax that the player can set and the default for all three is 9. I wish more liberals would play Sim City so they could at least first see in a virtual world what happens if you just raise taxes every time you want more revenue. In Sim City, eventually people leave your city if your taxes are too high and you ended up with stilted growth and less revenue. A great video game lesson. Also, it’s fun to have Godzilla attack your city.

* On MSNBC, Ed Schultz said that Herman Cain is using rhetoric to appeal to anti-black racists. I can see one minor flaw in that argument.

See, I told you that nothing — NOTHING — can stop the left from using the racist argument because that is absolutely all they have. Of course, it makes them look so dumb you kind of wonder if MSNBC hosts should wear helmets to keep from hurting themselves.

Interestingly, Schultz claimed that saying you were going to “break” someone is racist code language. So when Ivan Drago told Rocky that he must break him, it was actually a racist crack about Apollo. Extra subtext there.

Man, was Olbermann really the smart one?

* Obama is heading out on another bus tour. Because that’s the job of a president: To ride around on a bus and give completely useless speeches. Well, it is the absolute best Obama can do.

Obama is denying the trip is campaign related. Don’t you just love it how the president can casually lie to our faces like that as if we’re absolute morons. Of course, we Republicans can’t complain too much because we’re soon going to nominate Romney.

* Wisdom of the Day: “There is something delightful in the fact that the police are far more ethnically diverse than Occupy Wall Street.” –The Arquette Sisters

* Just in case you missed it, I had a column in the New York Post on Saturday. Also, my ebook, Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything, comes out November 15th. It will only be $1.99, so you’ll have no excuse not to buy it. It should be available for preorder soon on all the major book sites.

Isn’t it nice how I’m like a major writer yet I still make time to write blog post for you people? Still, my dream is to become a novelist, and I’m doing my best to eke out a little time to keep working on that. I’ve decided with my current novel project, I should get some people to read it and give high level opinions on it before I worry about doing the final editing. Don’t know if anyone would be interested in giving my SF novel a look, but anyone I send it to would have to be trusted. So probably not you guys. You creep me out sometimes.

Random Thoughts

Basically everything bad the left pretended the Tea Party was is what Occupy Wall Street actually is. That’s why they call it “projection.”

When the left were claiming the Tea Party would become violent, they were saying, “That’s what we would do if we were in their place.”

“We may not have ended Wall Street greed, but we… kept a park from being cleaned.”

If you hold the book of Revelation upside down, Herman Cain’s tax plan is exactly what Dog warned us about.

Did we just start another war?

Okay, we’re not starting another war, we’re joining in a war someone else started. We’re just being neighborly.

Romney will have to be careful with attacks against Herman Cain because he doesn’t want to come off as anti-pizza.

We’re sending the troops in an advisor status? Usually our troops are advising the enemy to be dead.

John Carpenter’s The Thing is available on Netflix instant; just need to figure out how to convince SarahK to watch it.

Flamethrowers never really caught on as much as everyone thought they would.

I can spot one minor flaw in the argument that Cain is appealing to people racist against blacks.

There is absolutely nothing – NOTHING – that will stop the left from using the racism argument because that’s all they have.

The ‘R’ and ‘L’ have faded off my earbuds and now I can’t tell which is which. #FirstWorldProblems

I once punched a monkey in the face. I am the 1%.

I have beaten every Legend of Zelda released to a console. I am the 1%.

I once set a Teddy Ruxpin doll on fire. I am the 1%.

Someone said my column wasn’t funny and it hurt my feelings. Why do we let mean people on the internet?

My favorite search engine is Twitter because it’s the only one where I can input sarcastic rants to get results.

Tip for OWS: Make it the 98% against the rich 1%. Don’t ever talk about the missing 1%. Leave it a mystery.

Stupid Rangers. Two years in a row they’re causing my wife to force me to watch the World Series.