Basically everything bad the left pretended the Tea Party was is what Occupy Wall Street actually is. That’s why they call it “projection.”
When the left were claiming the Tea Party would become violent, they were saying, “That’s what we would do if we were in their place.”
“We may not have ended Wall Street greed, but we… kept a park from being cleaned.”
If you hold the book of Revelation upside down, Herman Cain’s tax plan is exactly what Dog warned us about.
Did we just start another war?
Okay, we’re not starting another war, we’re joining in a war someone else started. We’re just being neighborly.
Romney will have to be careful with attacks against Herman Cain because he doesn’t want to come off as anti-pizza.
We’re sending the troops in an advisor status? Usually our troops are advising the enemy to be dead.
John Carpenter’s The Thing is available on Netflix instant; just need to figure out how to convince SarahK to watch it.
Flamethrowers never really caught on as much as everyone thought they would.
I can spot one minor flaw in the argument that Cain is appealing to people racist against blacks.
There is absolutely nothing – NOTHING – that will stop the left from using the racism argument because that’s all they have.
The ‘R’ and ‘L’ have faded off my earbuds and now I can’t tell which is which. #FirstWorldProblems
I once punched a monkey in the face. I am the 1%.
I have beaten every Legend of Zelda released to a console. I am the 1%.
I once set a Teddy Ruxpin doll on fire. I am the 1%.
Someone said my column wasn’t funny and it hurt my feelings. Why do we let mean people on the internet?
My favorite search engine is Twitter because it’s the only one where I can input sarcastic rants to get results.
Tip for OWS: Make it the 98% against the rich 1%. Don’t ever talk about the missing 1%. Leave it a mystery.
Stupid Rangers. Two years in a row they’re causing my wife to force me to watch the World Series.
Stupid Rangers. Two years in a row they’re causing my wife to force me to watch the World Series.
Frank, you’ve discovered (too late) the only advantage to marrying a Cubs fan!
Just get The Thing on Blu-Ray. Finally broke down and bought it last week in anticipation of the new (prequel) one. Nothing quite like seeing a huskie’s face split open in Hi Def. [Incidentally, I first this movie when I was 7 years old – I’m pretty sure I can trace my inherent distaste for all things canine to this very movie.]
It did my heart good to watch that stinky hippie get face punched by a NYPD cop over the weekend at an occutard protest, yes it did. Figuring there is an IMAO feed into a squad room somewhere.
for over thirty years, I have woken up before dawn, fed my slef, gone to work, worked, and come home to care for my family, and bathed. . I am the 1%.
I think The thing is in the White House.
It would appear that way, but as any leftist will tell you, Herman Cain isn’t really black.
BTW: In The Thing, Kurt Russell wears the stupidest hat ever. And why do they have dogs? They go everywhere by helicopter.
You’re more like the 2 or 3% on that burning Teddy Ruxpin thing.
I understand the new “The Thing” is a prequel. Which means it’s the Norwegians battling James Arness.
Bdog you were 7 when you saw The Thing? Thanks for making me feel old . Hey you kids get off my lawn.
I use to kick the butts of the 99%. I am the 1%. Then I got freaken’ old. Hey you kids get you dog off my lawn before he poops
“The ‘R’ and ‘D’ have faded from my ears and now I can’t tell which is which.” -FIFY
“We’re sending the troops in an advisor status? Usually our troops are advising the enemy to be dead.”
Yes, just like Vietnam. So, nothing to worry about.
The R and D have also faded at the end of Rick Perry’s name but the D is easier to see.
CrustyB – you are Right. Perry is a GW-converted Democrat. He’s not even “RINO” yet.
Hey Frank, the people who said your column wasn’t funny are called trolls. The best defense against them is the ownership of a horse.
I had a ‘friend’ recently accuse me of being racist – he did this while arguing with my support of Herman Cain for POTUS. Anyone else see a minor flaw in that argument?
Mebbe it is time to take another look at flamethrowers. After all, we used them to lethal effect in places like Tarawa and Iwo Jima. The horribly tragic problem with flamethrowers was that the user became the prime target for return fire. Many brave Marines and soldiers strapped one on fully knowing that their expected lifespan would be measured in minutes.
Here’s where technology comes in. Instead of man-portable flamethrowers, we mount them on drones. Krispy kritters on demand!
I attended an occupy event Saturday. I took a lot of pictures. When asked what I was doing, I explained that I was working for ESystems and we are developing facial recognition for drones.
This may be cleverest line I’ve read in…ummm, a long time!
“I can spot one minor flaw in the argument that Cain is appealing to people racist against blacks.”
Thanks for that.
DW
If the new Thing is a prequel, then we already know how it ends – badly.
Not much suspense there.