I sometimes compromise my principles in the face of reality since reality never compromises in the face of my principles.
What’s the big deal about killing Awlaki? I hear the hellfire missile he was killed with had his Miranda rights printed on the front of it.
If the GOP nominee is a fat man, Michelle Obama is totally going to freak out.
From Obama’s email subject lines, you kinda expect him to start sending you forwards of things disproven on snopes. “FW: Billionaires pay a lower tax rate than secretaries!”
What’s with the Human Centipede inspired Prius commercial?
I preordered my wife the Kindle Fire
Community is one of the most unpredictable sitcoms. I never know where they’re going with a premise.
Is Obama supposed to check citizenship papers before blowing someone up? That would make him racist.
If Kellen Moore doesn’t go pro, he should join the military and become a sniper.
I might actually drop $3 to get the new Aquaman comic on my iPad. Hear they take on all the stuff people make fun of him for.
I haven’t been bored by baseball in a while. I’m kinda looking forward to watching some.
Not to sound culturally superior, but the Middle East could really use a lot more Christianity. Also, my culture is superior.
I’m guessing a lot of people have already asked this to no avail, but is there some sort of point to Occupy Wall Street?
Enjoyed the Aquaman comic, but you don’t get much story for $3 anymore. Only 24 pages.
Here’s an idea: Since there’s no printing and shipping costs, make digital comics cheaper than print. Even put ads in them, if you want.
The Thor movie was enjoyable, but the main character’s catch phrase of “Hammer to the face!” needs work.
All the dancing hamsters years ago died of old age.
So Rick Perry loves Hispanic people and wants to give all our tax money to non-citizen Hispanics but hates black people.
Of course, in the Democrats, you see lots of liberals racist against blacks who patronize them.
With the amount of property damage he does, I think it’s proper to label the Kool-Aid Man a terrorist.
The Walking Dead webisodes come out today. My little sister did the costume design for it.
You really have to praise Romo for how exciting he made that game for Lions fans.
“Christie doesn’t care about the conservatives. He doesn’t care about balancing the budget. He only cares about bacon and cheesy fries.”
So are Mogwais dry clean only?
So we’ll see zombies wearing “Nuke the Moon” t-shirts?
“What’s the big deal about killing Awlaki? I hear the hellfire missile he was killed with had his Miranda rights printed on the front of it.”
I guess that answers the question, “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?”
“You really have to praise Romo for how exciting he made that game for Lions fans.”
I’ve been saying it since his rookie year: he’s overrated. But for those who still insist on arguing with me, all I can say is, “Hee hee. Hahahahahah. AAAAAAAAAhahhahahahhahaaha. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!! (holds stomach and rolls on the floor) HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! Giggle.”
“All the dancing hamsters years ago died of old age.”
But all the gerbils are still alive and living in the US Senate.
What better way to kill Awlaki than with an American weapon made in a union shop?
@FormerHostage, the missle was made in China.
Christie wasn’t invited to the debates because the moderators were afraid of being eaten.
I have always said that no good American shops at target. I was right!
So mexicants are disappearing from Alabama, supposedly to move to other states. *shakes fist* Darn you Alabama!!
You younguns today got it so easy. When I was a kid, we had to walk to the comic book store to get a new read.
It get’s the 20-something kids out of mom & dad’s basement for a few days. If the parents are smart they’ll take this opportunity to change the locks.
I’d join that Occupy Wall Street thing, but I think they’re idiots and have to go to work.
Liberal parents aren’t that smart, DamnCat.
Careful, Carolyn. Rolling on the floor will just confuse the baby about which way is up.
(Chris Christie on the phone…)
“We’re sorry. The fingers you have used to dial the White House are too fat.”
Right, wrong, up, down, black or white: the French have a phrase for Alawaki’s untimely demise:
Pour encourager les autres
Which means, “to encourage the others,” as in to encourage the other rat b*st*rd terrorists to reconsider their career choices.
I’m all for encouragement.
The AP story about Christie on my homepage yesterday was titled, “Candidate Christie could upend GOP race”.
Another line was, “…Christie would push a long list of second-tier candidates even further to the back of the pack.”
The jokes practically write themselves!
CarolynthePregnantm, Romo is the best, most amazing QB – for two thirds of every game. If Jerry Jones can get the NFL to shrink the games down to 40 minutes he will be very successful.
$3 for a comic book? I remember when DC touted “Still only 20 cents” as a slap in the face to the overpriced 25 cent Marvel. I went the DC rout and would buy 5 comic books when grandma gave me a dollar. Crap I’m old…Hey you kids get off my lawn!
Ernie,
I ran out of time. I’ll bring up AD tomorrow.
Ed,
DC’s current slogan is “Drawing the line at $2.99” since many of Marvel’s are creeping up to $3.99.
Frank, I have to point out that Warren Buffett’s name has two (2) t’s, not one. If he were a “Buffet,” we could eat him.
“Is Obama supposed to check citizenship papers before blowing someone up? That would make him racist.”
Oh the irony…that libs now claim we should care about whether or not someone’s birth certificate proves they’re a legal US citizen before killing them on the battlefield, but not before making them leader of the (somewhat) free world.
Did I miss the part where Michelle was herself thin? Like the pot calling the kettle phat whitey!
After 2012 the current POTUS could be the first black Aquaman.
Obama’s mistake with Awlaki was that Obama faild to tell the public that Awlaki was kiiled in Fort Marcy Park with Rose Law firm billing records found on his body. Then msnbc would find the hit acceptable.
Here’s a little song I’d like to dedicate to Al Awlaki. It’s got a good beat and you can dance to it. I rate it a ten Dick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krfEcvBfUY4
Boy are you whooped! When it’s my wife’s birthday I buy stuff like vacuum cleaners, stuff to cook me delicious meals or new fishing reels and boats! I suppose you do the flowers stuff too? Real tough guy! My wife’s birthday present is being married to me, me, me!!! And she knows it! There aren’t very many good men left out there and I tell her that often so that she doesn’t forget!
my wife got new fuel intake mainfolds for her old Malibu. i’m such a sentimentalist.
I thought Romo was that guy on the radio that calls his fans clones and talks like Pauly Shore about sports.
undedoubleblockquote!
zzyzx, may I suggest the Rich rating scale to you? It is equivalent to Dick but more widely respected.
Johnny45 said: “Romo is the best, most amazing QB – for two thirds of every game. If Jerry Jones can get the NFL to shrink the games down to 40 minutes he will be very successful.”
Q: What’s the difference between Tony Romo and a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
USSJC and Critter I do both marriage counseling and funnerals. Reasonable rates. You just might need one or the other
funerals. I put the fun in them.
13 EdthePastor says: $3 for a comic book?…..5 comic books when grandma gave me a dollar. Crap I’m old…Hey you kids get off my lawn!
How about $.05 -.10 a comic
or about 7 years later (e. Hartford CN)
$.01 a round .45 (surplus army) $.10 gall gas (full service station) with some type of collectible stamp you traded in for something when card was full No hippies, minor drug problems, civil rights problems . On the other hand my first job paid something like $1.10 hr.
Crap I’m old…Hey you kids get off my lawn!
So what J45 and Crabby are saying is, Romo can’t finish. There’s a gimme joke hanging there…. I’m teeing it up….
Obama can’t finish either, Carolyn. Tee that one up, too…
That would be “Tee for two.”
I’ll be here all week watching the markets crash, the credit lock-up again and the politicians sh!t their pants. If you haven’t already gotten your money out of various losing “investments,” I hope you at least have a case of Scotch on hand. You’re gonna need it.
The bottom of this one is way down there…
EdthePastor:
i told her she could either have the manifolds or i could buy her a bunch of flowers to stare at while she was sitting all day at home. she asked if manifolds came with spaklies.
Got my bride a .44mag ruger redhawk for her birthday.
Been watching the entertainment at the park near Wall Street. They finally gave me their objectives! today they stated that they were there in solidarity with the Union Workers and in opposition to the police brutality of the NYPD. I didn’t have the heart to point out that the NYPD were Union. Probably wouldn’t know how to be thuggish without their Union Training.
Little gal is asking for donations and assuring me that they are tax deductible. One of the items listed that they need is ZigZags. I have a call into my accountant to see what kind of documentation is required to deduct donated ZigZags.
HooRay!!! I finally got Moderated! I am so happy.
ussjimmycarter:
Don’t be so quick to criticize Frank for getting his wife a new Kindle toy. Every since I got Wife a Kindle, whenever the game’s on, she’s too busy reading to want to talk. I also have to get her the occasional Amazon gift card. But, I think of it as an investment. In quiet.