From ChaCha.com:
Q: How tall is presidential candidate Herman Cain?
A: Herman Cain (born December 13, 1945) is a businessman, political activist, columnist, and radio host from Georgia. Unfortunately, his height hasn’t been released.
Answered – 131 days ago at 12:21am on May 24 2011
Mr. Cain, if you have nothing to hide, release the measuring tape!
AHAAAAAAAA!!!1!!!!!!,
Signed,
Rick Perry Supporters Who Retweet Desperately & Excesively.
Seriously, I’m seeing a lot of anger over Cain ‘playing the race card’ against Perry.
I think the Perry supporters are just fighting against Perry’s poll slide.
It occurred at the same time as
1) Herman Cain’s rise and
2) Perry’s poor debate performance.
– Since your candidate can do no wrong, blame the other guy.
I hope it doesnt get too nasty, I’m a Cain supporter, but I’ll crawl over broken glass if necessary to vote for ANY one but Obama.
Harvey, don’t be racist. Besides, even if he shows the measuring tape, you’ll probably just insist he’s got elevators in his shoes.
CTP – Oh, no. I’m a “taper”and I’m not backing down!
TJ – On the Cain/Perry/Race thing…
Has anyone seen of picture of the offensive rock in question yet? Has anyone in the liberal media done even the most basic bit of journalism in this area? Because I can’t find a picture anywhere. Just a rumor that a “n” and two “g’s” are “faintly visible”
Also, I noticed Cain said the name was “insensitive”. He didn’t say it was “racist”. Nor did he call Perry a racist.
He’s tall enough to kick Obama’s ass. And that’s enough.
That’s like totally racist! You know that talking about measuring tapes and black guys is really about penis size! Shame on you!
Herman Cain is soooooo tall that he can see the White House from everywhere. Herman Cain’s bootstraps look down on Obama’s big-eared-beanpole self. Herman Cain can look you in the eye when he tells the truth. Herman Cain has no outer limits, he controls the horizontal and the vertical.
Yea, but I’ll bet Cain doesn’t shop at KMart like Moochelle!
Herman’s mom is probably destroying his growth chart as we speak!
Is Cain tall enough to see Russia?
He’s Kwai Chang Cain!
Fred Thompson said “Herman Cain has height”. Case closed.
Cain is a giant among his peers. Seriously, that’s what it says on the measuring tape.
His reach is such that he can box Obama’s big ears from any point in the U.S.
DamnCat, for the WIN.
Damn.
Cat.
If it’s proven that Herman Cain got on a roller coaster without meeting the minimum height requirement, he’s toast.
Heighters?
Heigthers?
Tallers?
Lengtheners?
politics is hard. š
As everyone knows, Herman Cain is 10 feet tall and bulletproof…
…Obama, however, is weak and puny with girl hands.
I have just completed a scientific(!) survey of Google images of Herman CAIN. His head is near the top of most images and not suprisingly there are no photos of him standing next to anyone whose height is on record. Just what is he trying to hide? I also heard he took Mexican Pizza off the menu at Godfather’s. And has anyone traced his links to organized crime afterall he did work for a Godfather. Wow such investigative journalism and all from my couch on my day off. I could work for a big city newspaper like Frank.
Paul Bunyan was inspired by the true storys of Herman Cain.
Yeah! And we want your weight and shoe size too, what are you trying to hide Herman!?
@Critter: “Tapers,” definitely.
We all know Cain is man enough to take on Obama, the question is whether he can last a single round in a cage match with M’Kel (who has done such an effective job of neutering the POTUS). I guess he could take the fight out of her by exposing her to a slice of salty, trans-fatty, cured-meaty, high-calorie pizza. It’s like Kryptonite to a food Nazi. (I envision a pizza box slowly opening like the Ark of the Covenant in “Raiders of the Lost Ark,” after which there is some serious face-melting.)
@Crabby
heh, heh
COB,
Cain just has to splash some water on FLOTUS and she’ll melt. It worked for Dorothy, right?
truthers—>birthers—>girthers—>heighters. it flows better, but i just write add copy.
Sarah is beginning to realize that the GOP field is too crowded. I look for her to Primary Obama and run on the Dem ticket. from there she can probably whip anyone the GOP puts up.