“…Straight Line of the Day: Buried in the 2,700-page infrastructure bill: …”
Is, hopefully, some explanation for why the people promoting so much environmental awareness are writing, and then printing so many copies of, a twenty-seven-hundred page document. Paper doesn’t just grow on trees ya know!
… is the best solution to all the myriad and sundry problems with Obamacare.
Jimmy Hoffa
Harvey Award!
…the punch line.
Buried
InBy The 2,700-Page Infrastructure Bill: ……your freedom.
Harvey Award!
. . . everyone with evidence against Hillary
… another of Hunter’s laptops
… any hope for a sane budgetary policy…
…the painting of dogs playing poker.
… a pork-barrel extravaganza so excessive that future politicians will marvel at the sheer audacity of it all…
… The EMU Protection Act…
…The Colonel’s secret 11 herbs & spices recipe.
. . . with any luck, the end of numerous RINO careers
…the missing evidence in the Kelner case. He was innocent after all.
2.5 million to study why obese lesbian shrimp won’t run on a treadmill.
…and why do they taste like trout.
…is a couple of plug nickels earmarked to fund actual, sensible infrastructure projects
…is more pork than Smithfield has sausages.
A republican senator’s backbone
LePetomane toll booths on every road in America.
Money for Hunter’s hookers and blow.
… the primer on how to build a giant space/time travel machine.
Also the needed funding, of course.
“…Straight Line of the Day: Buried in the 2,700-page infrastructure bill: …”
Is, hopefully, some explanation for why the people promoting so much environmental awareness are writing, and then printing so many copies of, a twenty-seven-hundred page document. Paper doesn’t just grow on trees ya know!
Oh… Wait…
A detailed list of actual useful spending: Bread OR circuses.
A random Neil Young lyric: Red means run son Numbers add up to nothing.
Highlighted sections and Ha Ha Ha Ha Has penciled in the margins.