Eternal glory, that is. Or (come to think of it) the temporary kind. How to achieve it?
The good news is — most of you have already done so, but don’t realize it.
You are not deliberately mean to puppies, kittens, or baby goats, and that qualifies you. It’s that easy.
Which means you can go forward with a clean conscience, which — even though it contains the word “science” — still means something.
You will not burn in Hell, unless you are of a different political party, and there endure the lectures of a thousand liberals like you do here. No, you will enter into a land that consists of reasonable amounts of milk and honey, because you will have a normal stomach and don’t want the stuff flowing all around you.
So, congratulations! And don’t forget to put in a word for the rest of us.
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