Straight Line of the Day: If the Axis of This Planet Turns Over… Posted by Oppo on 5 August 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: If the axis of this planet turns over… 1
Hey! Australia makes a cameo appearance on Saturday, just before the Hootenannany. Stay tuned! Reply to this comment
… all of our launch parameters will have to be recalculated, and our launch sites relocated… 1 Reply to this comment
Then Walrus’s trip in the electric flying car will have been a total waste of time. 1 Reply to this comment
All the people in the Axis powers (progressives, democrats, marxists, bernie-bots, etc) will fall mindlessly off the face of the earf. Well, they were mindless to begin with … 1 Reply to this comment
Toilet bowl water will swirl in the opposite direction. Ty-Dee Bowl man at a loss for turds, I meant words. 2 Reply to this comment
Finally, peace in the Middle East. Mexico would get real busy on that wall, real quick. Canada Dry would change their name to Canada Really Dry. 1 Reply to this comment
If the Axis of This Planet Turns Over… …Santa Claus will be living in the South Pole. 1 Reply to this comment
. . . Hank Johnson will claim vindication when Guam disappears
… we’ll be Australians… cheers, mate!
If that means I’ll have to drink Fosters Beer count me out!
Why? We don’t.
Hey! Australia makes a cameo appearance on Saturday, just before the Hootenannany. Stay tuned!
… all of our launch parameters will have to be recalculated, and our launch sites relocated…
… the moon will be upside down!
Then Walrus’s trip in the electric flying car will have been a total waste of time.
I’ll need to buy a new watch.
And compass.
Expect Climate Change to be the scapegoat.
The media will blame Trump.
That song played at Cornwallis’s surrender will regain popularity.
You can count on the same spin from Governor Cuomo.
The roulette wheels in Vegas will no longer be so predictable.
They are now?!?!
Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
All the people in the Axis powers (progressives, democrats, marxists, bernie-bots, etc) will fall mindlessly off the face of the earf. Well, they were mindless to begin with …
Toilet bowl water will swirl in the opposite direction. Ty-Dee Bowl man at a loss for turds, I meant words.
Does this mean we will find out what is on the otherside of the flat Earth?
…Lionel Richey will be back on the dance floor.
We’ll have to rotate our graph paper 180°.
No logical thinking permitted here!
Finally, peace in the Middle East.
Mexico would get real busy on that wall, real quick.
Canada Dry would change their name to Canada Really Dry.
Local TV meteorologist cliche industry hardest hit.
If the Axis of This Planet Turns Over…
…Santa Claus will be living in the South Pole.