A lot of people don’t know a lot about UFOs, including me, so I’ll keep this short.
A lot of people know too much about UFOs, but what happens to them?
Literalists like me claim that anything in the sky which is unknown and is flying and is an object is an Unknown Flying Object. But it doesn’t mean it came from beyond our solar system.
The government . . .
. . . has released some non-committal report, and called them by some other name which starts with “A” for “Anomalous” or something like that. But I can’t find it by googling UFOs, so it may not exist.
The thought that we’d be noticed by advanced beings is mind-boggling. The thought that we wouldn’t be noticed by advanced beings is mind-boggling. So I prefer to split the difference, and assume that the thought of a candy bar with chocolate, caramel, peanuts, and nugat in the same bite would be mind-boggling to these aliens.
It need not be like it’s shown in “War of the Worlds.” It could be “The Cold War of the Worlds,” or “Waning of the Cold War of the Worlds,” followed by the “Collapse of the Communist Empire of the Worlds.” Wouldn’t that be nice?
Meh. That happened here, and nothing good came of it for very long.
Aliens are still streaming across our borders. The guy with the funny hair, above, was right.
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