Eternal glory, that is. Or (come to think of it) the temporary kind. How to achieve it?
The good news is — most of you have already done so, but don’t realize it.
You are not deliberately mean to puppies, kittens, or baby goats, and that qualifies you. It’s that easy.
Which means you can go forward with a clean conscience, which — even though it contains the word “science” — still means something.
You will not burn in Hell, unless you are of a different political party, and there endure the lectures of a thousand liberals like you do here. No, you will enter into a land that consists of reasonable amounts of milk and honey, because you will have a normal stomach and don’t want the stuff flowing all around you.
So, congratulations! And don’t forget to put in a word for the rest of us.
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Wow! Thanks!
I’m just going to file that away and when someone challenges me on it I’ll tell them you said I was in the clear.
One question, are the Happy Hunting Grounds included or is it just the milk and honey?
The Happy Hunting Grounds are certainly included, because Christian theology has not succeeded in exterminating them. (There is biting sarcasm in there, and you don’t have to take my word for it: everyone says it bites.)
I should mention Valhalla, too, perhaps, but no one listens to me when I do because they immediately start thinking of Marvel Comics and Thor movies and when the next one is coming out. And then I start thinking about when the next Thor actor is coming out. So I’ve stopped doing that.
Hitler phones Biden……….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUif106VC-o
Thank God it was “or” baby goats.
Errrr…
Look! Squirrel!
The Hitler video: Laughed out loud watching that. (2:18)
That movie has done more for memes than almost anything, except cats.
Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s still mowing the lawn. Don’t worry I’ll be posting more relationship tips in the future.
Have you had to address the trimming not being completed along with the mowing?
That goes without saying.