January 6, 2023 headline – Insurrection Day Holiday
The Republican Congress passed a law declaring January 6 a national holiday called Insurrection Day, as a reminder that our liberties were originally achieved by means of insurrection against intolerable government. In response, Resident Biden stated, “I knew King George. King George was a friend of mine. Me, I’m no King George. That would be Soros, whose name I can’t mention. End of message. Let’s Go Brandon, I agree.” He then called a lid at 9 am after whispering something unintelligible into his bowl of mush. In a speech shortly after, Vice Resident Harris likened the horror of this day to December 15, 1791, the day the Bill of Rights was adopted. And the media swooned over the brilliance of these speeches. Developing . . .
Hillary Clinton will still never be President
Scientists discover way to hover a few feet off ground while the earth rotates below you.
Future headline:
IMAO reaches critical assistant limit. Women and Walrus hardest hit.
…”Welcome Our New Cat Overlords”
The Tunacrats?!..oh my.
Better than Democats!
Same as the old Boss.
Will also be misleading.
That’s what Xi said!
KAMILLA/KLINTON KREATE KRYPTO KURRENCY KLEPTOCRACY! KALAMITY! KRY KIDDIES!
January 6, 2023 headline – Insurrection Day Holiday
The Republican Congress passed a law declaring January 6 a national holiday called Insurrection Day, as a reminder that our liberties were originally achieved by means of insurrection against intolerable government. In response, Resident Biden stated, “I knew King George. King George was a friend of mine. Me, I’m no King George. That would be Soros, whose name I can’t mention. End of message. Let’s Go Brandon, I agree.” He then called a lid at 9 am after whispering something unintelligible into his bowl of mush. In a speech shortly after, Vice Resident Harris likened the horror of this day to December 15, 1791, the day the Bill of Rights was adopted. And the media swooned over the brilliance of these speeches. Developing . . .
Godzilla Attacks San Francisco.
Antifa Immediately Rallies in Support of Strike Against Patriarchy.
Alien Spacecraft Lands in Capitol
BLM Condemns Crew’s Lack of Diversity
Man Walks on Moon
Blames Self-Driving Car for Taking Wrong Turn at Albuqureque
Control of Congress Flipped As “Country Throws a Temper Tantrum “, Media Somberly Reports…
“It’s So Hard Holding On to Ill-gotten Gains”, Complains Criminals Seeking More Jail Time for Petty Thieves
Emu Wanted in Connection to Missing IMAO Commenter.
Better start working on my alibis.
Moon nuked. Dinosaurs with rocket launchers involved.
Police seek some guy named FrankJ
Who is this FrankJ you speak of?
Few things may warrant a permabanning here but, son you are getting mighty close to the line.
One of the two last people on Earth demands reporter apologize for White privilege.
Emu fitted with artificial thumbs can now take names.
Hootenanny Missing: Yaks Unruly
Covid Variant Omega Mutates Vaccine: The Dead Come Back!
People in Hell want ice water; still not getting any.
Future Headline:
April 2050: We only have 10 yrs before the climate kills us all.
Rinse and repeat every 4 years, or when an election is due.