Straight Line of the Day: Next to the “Harvey” Award on Your Mantlepiece, You Could Place… Posted by Oppo on 20 January 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… (and I don’t want to hear one word about Rock’em Sock’em Robots tournament awards.)
…well, I have a Bermuda Triangle Award trophy on my desk that reads ‘Where some things go in but never come out’ I’m pretty proud of. 1 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… A covey of Obscuries. 2 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… the head of Alfredo Garcia. 2 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… another HARVEY AWARD! 2 Reply to this comment
Conservatarian is working on a sequel “Where’s walruskkkch” but it is NOT for children. 1 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantle piece, you could place… My Tony Montana statue that says, well…. Tony Montana stuff. 2 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantle piece, you could place… one of those singing fish plaques. 1 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… …my autographed photo of Elwood P. Dowd. 3 Reply to this comment
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place… …that sword a watery tart threw at me. 3 Reply to this comment
My trophy consisting of a plethora of Hunter Biden crack pipes mounted on a handpainted board, used by the artist himself during the first year of Dad’s presidency…but I’ll need them back , together, they mean a lot… Reply to this comment
…well, I have a Bermuda Triangle Award trophy on my desk that reads ‘Where some things go in but never come out’ I’m pretty proud of.
A plate of eggs.
… a small wooden badger.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place…
A covey of Obscuries.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place…
the head of Alfredo Garcia.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place…
another HARVEY AWARD!
A tapestry of clever bumper stickers
A spice rack to display my Basil
“A spice rack to display my Basil”
Fixed it for you
…a MAGA cap.
A copy of my new children’s picture search book: “Where’s Frank J?”
Conservatarian is working on a sequel “Where’s walruskkkch” but it is NOT for children.
I’m right here. For the most part.
Can’t stay focused on that one. The illustrations are unsettling.
You oughtta see the outtakes.
a silver Trope-y
a Major Award
(the kind that doesn’t bite)
…The leg of a robot named Marvin.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantle piece, you could place…
My Tony Montana statue that says, well…. Tony Montana stuff.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantle piece, you could place…
one of those singing fish plaques.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place…
…my autographed photo of Elwood P. Dowd.
… a trophy from that elephant I shot in my pajamas.
How did an elephant fit in your pajamas?
Damn straight. Damn pajama stealing damn elephant.
Perfectly good pajamas shot to hell.
… a blue-ribbin’ award.
…what Billy Joe McCallister threw off the Tallahatche bridge.
Next to the “Harvey” award on your mantlepiece, you could place…
…that sword a watery tart threw at me.
… my participation trophy from the Mantle Institution.
Ahh, the coveted “Mickey”.
That’s Wymxntle piece. BIGOT!
… my plate of Anonymiss cookies ( I had them bronzed, you know)…
You didn’t “EAT” them?
Much too valuable for that…
The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate Trophy?
…plcture of me and my girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild.
…
You know, the thing…
…my Member of the Order of the Golden Emu plaque.
Why don’t you change your name to Emukkkch?!
My trophy consisting of a plethora of Hunter Biden crack pipes mounted on a handpainted board, used by the artist himself during the first year of Dad’s presidency…but I’ll need them back , together, they mean a lot…