The key to any word salad is to have words. Words that mean things. Meaningful words that express what things mean, and the ability to express what you mean by using words.
Start with an illiterate speech writer Add a teaspoon of phrases stolen off the Internet. Cut and paste the same words over and over. Shake well. Lather, rinse, repeat the line. Add a large helping of amateurish delivery and awkward cackling. Face it, no one is listening anyway.
Ok..use a bowl that recently stored b.s. to make it rise like bile in your throat…dangle a few carrots…add some corn….sufficient ham to make others applaud..stir up some irrelevant beef…flavour it with juicy stock answers and fragrant cheese so others will notice the aroma. Place the mix in a pan and form a border around the edge with gaps to allow for expansion. Flavour the gaps with cumin. Use a lukewarm oven so you can try to stand the heat expected in the kitchen. Serve with a celery that in good concious you know you don’t deserve but darn it..you’re worth it..
…lots of repetition, a helping of non-sequitur, a plethora of “you know”, topped off with a generous portion of grating laughter…
special seasonings including unity, working together, and tone def jokes.
The key to any word salad is to have words. Words that mean things. Meaningful words that express what things mean, and the ability to express what you mean by using words.
It will take the significance of the passage of time to come up with an answer to this one.
An audience with either a high tolerance for pain or a low average IQ.
I just hope it doesn’t have someone suggest “basil”..just no thyme for that…
But does it rhyme with nasal or nozzle?
Start with an illiterate speech writer Add a teaspoon of phrases stolen off the Internet. Cut and paste the same words over and over. Shake well. Lather, rinse, repeat the line. Add a large helping of amateurish delivery and awkward cackling. Face it, no one is listening anyway.
Never stint on the stupidity, her speeches never lack of the stupid.
Ignorance, bliss, and two heaps of cackle.
Ok..use a bowl that recently stored b.s. to make it rise like bile in your throat…dangle a few carrots…add some corn….sufficient ham to make others applaud..stir up some irrelevant beef…flavour it with juicy stock answers and fragrant cheese so others will notice the aroma. Place the mix in a pan and form a border around the edge with gaps to allow for expansion. Flavour the gaps with cumin. Use a lukewarm oven so you can try to stand the heat expected in the kitchen. Serve with a celery that in good concious you know you don’t deserve but darn it..you’re worth it..
Some of the Ingredients for an Authentic Kamala Harris Word Salad: …
lots of vinegar…NO oil.
Boiled cabbage and a couple of melons. Meat popcycle for dessert.