Straight Line of the Day: Oppo Announces He Has Multiple Forms of Evidence Against the Clintons. Strangely, in 2023, … The Odds of Salman Rushdie surviving another year are greater than Oppo’s.
(Sorry Oppo, sometimes the straight lines just write themselves…. Like Satanic Verses))
“Oppo’s bullet-riddled body was discovered today in Fort Marcy Park. Despite right-wing natural causes deniers alleging that a sizable and untraceable donation was made to his offshore casino account, the D.C. medical examiner has ruled it a Covid death, and backdated it to 2020 because, you know, Trump. This, is CNN.”
… the Clintons themselves have suddenly disappeared, almost as if a large, flightless bird has swept them off the face of the earth ( it’s good to have powerful friends)…
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
Dr.Ho’s pain system is still 4 easy payments, but Oppo has to pay all of them up front..
…the Clintons have been seen flying around in a hot air balloon dodging sniper fire from angry citizens.
Straight Line of the Day: Oppo Announces He Has Multiple Forms of Evidence Against the Clintons. Strangely, in 2023, … The Odds of Salman Rushdie surviving another year are greater than Oppo’s.
(Sorry Oppo, sometimes the straight lines just write themselves…. Like Satanic Verses))
Even though Oppo is still alive and in good health, Fox News has called it a suicide.
“Oppo’s bullet-riddled body was discovered today in Fort Marcy Park. Despite right-wing natural causes deniers alleging that a sizable and untraceable donation was made to his offshore casino account, the D.C. medical examiner has ruled it a Covid death, and backdated it to 2020 because, you know, Trump. This, is CNN.”
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
Cankles just cackles.
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
no one believes anything.
… the Clintons themselves have suddenly disappeared, almost as if a large, flightless bird has swept them off the face of the earth ( it’s good to have powerful friends)…
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
Oppo has been missing all staff meetings. Even the ones with donuts.
We’re the interns in attendance?
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
No matter how hard he trys, he can’t buy life insurance..
Oppo announces he has all kinds of evidence against the Clintons! Strangely, in 2023, …
Dr.Ho’s pain system is still 4 easy payments, but Oppo has to pay all of them up front..