Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation:
You’re an American. We find the entire concept of “royalty” to be ridiculous. Stay home, watch some football (the kind where the word “tackle” means actually manhandling another person to the ground) drink some bourbon and clean your guns.
A gentleman always avoids the natchos and bean dip for 36 hours ,prior to meeting the King and the other members of the Royal family..it is Pip Pip.not Pfft Pfft…
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation: …
He treats Meghan badly.
That’s certainly a plus on his scoresheet.
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation: …
He preferred Camilla to Dianna.
That plus on his scoresheet has been negated.
… never stand between the de-Royaled couple and the media…
How are they supposed to enjoy their privacy if there aren’t five million people watching?
… “spotted dick” is not a colloquialism for “Hey look, a flasher!”
Nor is it an STD.
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation: …
NEVER under any circumstance call him King Chuck.
… if you hear someone talking about “tea time”, they are not concerned about golf…
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation…
He is not really a Windsor. According to Ancestry he is a Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation:
You might not want to introduce Greta Thunberg to Prince Andrew.
I think we’ve established that she just needs to get laid.
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation:
Camilla is in the dress, the Yorkies are on leashes.
Good to know.
(Camilla is in the dress, …and not being ridden)
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation:
You’re an American. We find the entire concept of “royalty” to be ridiculous. Stay home, watch some football (the kind where the word “tackle” means actually manhandling another person to the ground) drink some bourbon and clean your guns.
Bangers and mash is NOT the same as hookers and blow.
You couldn’t have told me that before I spent £500?
…If you ask him the airspeed velocity of a laden swallow, specify if you mean African or European.
…Unless you are French, try not to fart in his general direction.
There will be no mexican beer and lime wedges.
…There ain’t gonna be an renditions of God Save Freddy Mercury
That’s not America (My Country, ‘Tis of Thee) they’re playing.
Things to remember if you’re going to King Charles’ coronation: …
be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.
Is the coronation in San Francisco?
If it is, don’t wear your good shoes.
No, but there will be some lovin’ there.
A gentleman always avoids the natchos and bean dip for 36 hours ,prior to meeting the King and the other members of the Royal family..it is Pip Pip.not Pfft Pfft…
“Your Royal Highness” is appropriate, but not “Wassup-Chuck.”