
“Good morning Miss Monroe, what have you for the faithful today?”
“Well, we have been trying cleanout all these memes that nice Mr. Slapout has sent us. There are so many!”
“Might as well clear them out, I am sure he will be sending us more.”
“Very well sir. Here is last week’s winner and then the new entries.”
Winner

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Mayor Pete: ” Please, from now on call me Mayor Petite instead. It makes me feel sooo sexy if you do. It makes me want to curl up and snuggle with a good book..and a gerbil.”
#2: “Thanks, but I’ve already got a couple in the bedside table, one for holding like this, one for holding like that”. As if Paul hasn’t been getting gaveled for years..
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