Chinese Authorities Arrest Two Men for ‘Seditious’ Children’s Book
Fox News | 3/18/23 | Peter AitkenChinese authorities arrested two men who possessed a children’s book that officials labeled “seditious.”
Police and customs officers arrested the men, aged 38 and 50, on Mar. 13 after searching their homes and finding multiple copies of the book, which describes sheep holding back wolves from the village. The wolves want to take over a village and eat the sheep, pushing the sheep to fight back against them.
Authorities have interpreted the book as referring to Hong Kong and Beijing.
(“Jack and Jill went up a hill and you assumed their genders!”)
Jack and Jill went up a hill. “They” were just one person – Jack and Jill.
Does Joe know?
Beau knows getting out when the gettin’s good.
What else could be considered seditious in a childrens book?
Don’t make me think about what the little Dutch boy did to the dike.
…and maybe the dike liked it.
She’ll like anything as long as the check clears.
Horton Hears a Who – a political screed against the NSA…
Go, Dog. Go! – an anti-environmental screed in favor of the internal combustion engine…
And dancing on trees.
What else could be considered seditious in a childrens book?
You need look no further than “Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten”.
(Balloons descend from ceiling)
Had to look that one up.
What Else Could Be Considered Seditious in a Children’s Book?
Truth.
Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? – an anti-ICE screed…
Also, anti-NSA and FISA.
Bunnicula is nothing but propaganda for vampirism in rodents.
Where the Wild Things Are Transgendered.
Thing One and Thing Two better give their real identities, pronto.
The Fugly Duckling might be viewed as anti-liberal.
One Hundred and One Salutations — for leaving off the 102nd possibility.
Whiney the Pooh and Triggered, Too
Mary was a little lamb,
Transgender she would go
she wore a binder on her chest
So the teets won’t show
Mary changed her name to Larry,
But all the farm did know,
Larry would strut in chaps and leather,
But found they shrunk in wet weather,
One day Larry met sweetheart Sherry,
Side by side they would stand,
No matter how hard they wished and cried,
There would never be… more baby lambs…
What else could be considered seditious in a childrens book?
The story of the cricket and the ant. Encouraging hard work and thrift is just about the definition of white supremacy.
“DamnCat’s in the cradle, with a silver spoon
Literally blew up the Man in the Moon . . .”