Straight Line of the Day: My God, What Crime Did You Commit?! You’ve Been Sentenced To an International Flight in the Middle Seat Between Two Oversized Passengers Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 12:00 pm
“I guess I told the ticket agent I was looking for tons of fun, ’cause I got two of ’em.” 1 Reply to this comment
Happened to me once. An attendant felt sorry for me and gave me free complimentary little liquor bottles and soda. Bunches. 2 Reply to this comment
My God, What Crime Did You Commit?! You’ve Been Sentenced To an International Flight in the Middle Seat Between Two Oversized Passengers I flunked Art Appreciation 101 for mocking the works of Paul Rubens. 3 Reply to this comment
I was unaware that a preposition is a word one should never end a sentence with. 3 Reply to this comment
I’m patient zero of the really really gender confused, I’m a man trapped in two womens bodies. Ex dean Vernon Wormer is a vindictive SOB. Just had to be that guy, the one that books a flight during NOW Week at Daytona. 1 Reply to this comment
Guess I shouldn’t have kept calling all the TSA agents Karen.
I kept calling them Shirley.
You jest?
He’s serious.
“I guess I told the ticket agent I was looking for tons of fun, ’cause I got two of ’em.”
Happened to me once. An attendant felt sorry for me and gave me free complimentary little liquor bottles and soda. Bunches.
Just trying to prove that white privilege is just an illusion.
…on the other hand Wide Privilege is a reality.
Heh.
Finally, John Kerry gets what he deserves…
I cut the tags off my mattress.
I said “Go Brandon” – and I told him where.
My God, What Crime Did You Commit?! You’ve Been Sentenced To an International Flight in the Middle Seat Between Two Oversized Passengers
I flunked Art Appreciation 101 for mocking the works of Paul Rubens.
I said Basil instead of Basil…
My God!!
Reprobate!
Bernie him!
I joined an anti-Nuke-the-Moon organization…
You deserve it.
Lowest of the low.
Sometimes you get an armrest…sometimes you are one.
My phone overheard me saying there were only two genders……
… Did I mention, it’s Nacho, Beer, and Kidney Pie Night on the airline?
I proclaimed that I wouldn’t do anything for Randolph Scott.
I thought I’d said Jumbo Jet, not Jumbo Set.
I said “walruskkkch”, three times, fast…
I can’t even do that. Bravo.
I claimed that the Emu is just a conspiracy theory…
I ordered a BLT without the bacon…
I was unaware that a preposition is a word one should never end a sentence with.
I told them I gender identify as a First Class passenger
I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
You jest?
I’m patient zero of the really really gender confused, I’m a man trapped in two womens bodies.
Ex dean Vernon Wormer is a vindictive SOB.
Just had to be that guy, the one that books a flight during NOW Week at Daytona.
#1: Kinda envy you
#3: Really don’t envy you
I bought a ticket on Spirit
I identified as a straight white male!