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LBJ: “They’re telling me this is an enlarged model of JFK’s brain but I’m not buying it”.. Reply to this comment
I used to have one of those things. My Dad made me get rid of it then go to confession. 4 Reply to this comment
“Now, if we can find a way to install this inside the President, maybe he won’t fall over quite so much…” 1 Reply to this comment
1963..who would have thought so many people in North America would suddenly want their pickled beets peeled, and that science could solve that need… Reply to this comment
“What does it do?” “Do sir?” “Yes.” “Nothing that we can determine.” “Then what good is it?” “Well it was good for billions in funding, so there is that.” “Excellent Smithers.” 1 Reply to this comment
LBJ:
“They’re telling me this is an enlarged model of JFK’s brain but I’m not buying it”..
Well, they did find it by the side of the road.
Too soon?
Yeah it was beside the road right next to Bernie Sanders house..weird.
I used to have one of those things. My Dad made me get rid of it then go to confession.
Government-funded on/off switch.
Looks great. How do we get it to the moon?
The trick is getting this surveillance device into the Kremlin.
“Now, if we can find a way to install this inside the President, maybe he won’t fall over quite so much…”
What ever it is…you can be sure it cost the taxpayers a fortune.
1963..who would have thought so many people in North America would suddenly want their pickled beets peeled, and that science could solve that need…
“What does it do?”
“Do sir?”
“Yes.”
“Nothing that we can determine.”
“Then what good is it?”
“Well it was good for billions in funding, so there is that.”
“Excellent Smithers.”